hi i made this to express my love for humanity pleeease watch it <3

my "suicidal hermit" lifestyle has been largely detrimental to my emotional wellbeing

you can't come to my birthday party? aw dang, (remembers it's bad to guilt trip people) this doesn't matter to me at all (remembers to demonstrate that i am affected by you to affirm your positive presence in my life) but while you're away i will die (remembers not to guilt trip again) unpreventably. unrelated to you. don't worry about it. (remembers to express care through actions and not just words) you're in the will.

these people are so annoying omg why are you fantasizing about copyright striking someone

MY biggest fear as an artist: thunderstorms. thunder loud and scary

sorry i came back wrong do you still wanna hit it

okay but chess terminology is like. you pinned your opponent's hung knight and now you can mate? oh im sure

OH I'M SURE

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vintage 1970s silver “bloody tower” charm opens to executioner

Tumblr's Favorite Soda Bracket Semifinals

"like a boss" by lonely island was released ten thousand years ago when mammoths still roamed the big wide world. feel old yet?

No.

i would so love to know what was going on in this persons head. i would rather be shot dead than sneak food into a movie theatre. What?

the ideal chai latte is one of the most amazing things on this earth. it’s a shame that most cafes think they have to serve either a cup of grit or milk that they whispered the names of spices to

they call me trans the way i shift my tube so it's in her bush

david lynch.