Fantasy worlds always have large, beautiful moons, sometimes a few of them in pretty colours. We should have more fantasy worlds that have like 112 piece of crap tiny lumpy moons that are horrible and pointless.

They have a whole astrology system based on their awful moons and eclipses are bullshit because it just looks like a piece of gravel being tossed past a light.

Rings. That’s what rings are. All the planets with a fuck ton of shitass moons have rings. You’re just making the night sky cooler.

I bet they look like shit from underneath

There's some physicist from Idaho that did a series of what different locations on Earth would look like if Earth had Saturn's rings. Article was saying that depending on your latitude, the rings could appear as a straight line overhead, or a sort of rainbow arch higher up. Fun idea to toy with.

@chassmfizzm

shaking llike a leaf

🫨🫨🫨🫨🫨🫨

muscle memory is so beautiful to me. my body remembered better than i did. yet we're the same thing, with the same memory.

The reason your snacks are unsatisfying is that you need both carb and protein.

Carb starts your engine, protein keeps it going.

No carb, engine don’t start. No protein, engine dies out fast.

Easy carb add on:

Easy protein add on:

Sugar in there.

I am pleased by people messaging me telling me that after adding a carb or protein to their snacks or meals they feel more satisfied all day. Yes, my plan is working. People are getting through their days with less hangry.

painted some of the beauty of this world

:D

who needs them

@sigynsilica

Adobe is going to spy on your projects. This is insane.

For general graphics: use GIMP For vector graphics: use Inkscape For drawing and illustration: use Krita For print and web publishing and design: use Penpot For PDF authoring: use LibreOffice For PDF reading and form filling: use Okular

All are free, open source and cross-platform. None use AI.

Reblog for everyone

friends don't let friends use GIMP. use photopea

Gonna pop my favorite reference for Adobe alternatives here, lovingly compiled and updated by xDanielArt since at least 2020:

hearing anything about the nolan odyssey is so funny. it's like "they cut the extremely important and infamous nobody scene" "the cyclops is a giant puppet that they put in an actual historical cave + gave circe animatronics for her pig transformation instead of cgi" "they dumped plastic skeletons in an environmentally protected location they were not supposed to be in" "they recreated ancient greek instruments in order to have an accurate score" "all of odysseus's agency is basically gone" "anne hathaway actually learned how to weave ancient looms" "the women in this movie are treated like shit" "they actually buried actors alive to get those underworld shots" "did you see what the fuck zendaya was fucking wearing holy shit you can't DO THAT, MA'AM" "what do you mean there was a legitimate epic the musical reference" "NOT A SINGLE FUCKING GREEK WAS CAST IN THIS MOVIE"

like did nolan have two guys standing at his side at all times whispering ideas in his ear and one told the truth and the other told lies and they didnt tell him which was which until they wrapped production cause

They found me in the Forest

Before I tasted Fear

My father was my Mother

My mother was a Deer

Her legs were sharp and Angled

Her teeth were long and Red

She raised me as a Hunter

To shoot her in the Head

She hates me for my Softness

She snarls at my Fur

My mother's always Taunting

That I'm half a Man as her

I feel her track my Movements

Through the crosshairs of her Gun

I should be my Father's Daughter

But I'm My Mother's Son

it's summer, and teachers don't get paid, so...

FIC COMMISSIONS OPEN (AGAIN)

it's that time of year again, and I need to keep up with bills, paying for an online course, and saving for a future baby, so:

included in commission:

will do:

won't do:

types of fics I'm pretty good at:

fandom writing experience & samples:

악마판사 | The Devil Judge (TV) (83) Sherlock (BBC TV 2010) (72) 괴물 | Beyond Evil (TV) (29) 감사합니다 | The Auditors (TV) (6) 손 : The Guest (TV) (6) The Pitt (TV) (2) Sherlock Holmes (Granada TV 1984) (2) モブサイコ100 | Mob Psycho 100 (1) Onmyouji | The Yin-Yang Master (Movies 2001 2003) (1) Star Trek: The Original Series (TV) (1)

you can secure your commission here, or simply donate if I've ever written something you've loved and you want to support me that way.

DM me to discuss your commission idea.

please reblog this post, don't just like it - I'm technically unemployed for the next two months and need people to see this post. thank you.

tags under the cut - thank you!

Knightingale - cigarettes out the window

oh we're in deep shit now