we go over the mountains and under the stars

i loved this movie! please don't make a sequel

what doesnt kill you is still valuable data points for a graph im working on titled "how to kill you"

quicksaves in front of you and doesnt even do anything its just to make you nervous

I like it when turn of the century plant art has squareishness and some swoops also. Plant squished into a square but with normal stem, you know? it's good.

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🦷 Ask Me About My Collection of Human Teeth 🦷

T-shirt I designed for my friend who loves teeth! (Don't worry, she assured me hers are all "ethically" sourced 😉)

Do you, or your friend, also collect teeth?? You can get this shirt available in my shop! 👕😬

going ape shit hooligan crazy searching the word Key on metmuseum dot org

egypt, 4th-1st century bce. the angle here is startling and charming to me and appears to have been standard at the time. at first i had difficulty imagining the lock it would fit into. looks like a guy clenching his big hand at you 🫴. A+

north china, 3rd century bce. hey everyone SHUT up. everyone SHUT UP for a fucking second and have some RESPECT while i tune my ZITHER with my beautiful little BEAR KEY. i said SHUT UP!! i am KISSING HIM. A+

all three cats climbing atop me to beg for what i have in my hands which is. a fucking bandaid

cats when they see something not even remotely food shaped

Sometimes on the internet people will throw an abbreviation at you as if you’re supposed to know what it means and you’ll try to find out what it means but no matter what you do on any search engine all that comes up is some kind of dental supplies logistics company in Malaysia or something

Every British guy in the War of 1812 has a name like John Smith, James Taylor, or William Brown; and every American guy is named like Eleazor Peabody, Dempsey Dimwiddle, or (checks notes) Tench Coxe

(tags via @captainswank)

Do the AI people know that the rest of us who never got on the bandwagon are still doing everything the same way we always have

The AI boom has changed literally nothing about my day to day life except I now have to work harder to get access to reliable information, all the important admin work is being done wrong, and I keep getting DMs letting me know the perfectly ordinary and plausible photo I liked was actually a fake image generated by a fascist to generate views and churn out ad money for the purpose of funding their tree-powered puppy-flushing toilet

Nymphalis antiopa.