Im so tired. Have these random headcanons
Bad likes drawing and writing various shit on foolishs fridge, he doesnt use permanent markers though
Bad mutters a lot when sleeps lol. So when he has dreams where skeppy trolls him hes all like "skeppy i hate you skeppy what the fudge what did you do skeppy apologise right now >:(" and skeppys laying right next to him doing nothing and is all like bad wha :P Typically bads dreams were all like sunshinesrainbows and butterflies shitting unicorns and later its just the most horriffic shit you could ever imagine but no angst today i said i actually want to write these on details lol
Skeppy jr actually isnt sentient its just a random diamind block but bads mental health is so shit he believes hes alive. And skeppy doesnt give a fuck
Ant wears velvets clothes when he feels cold because they still smell like his bf. And he has a tummy because fat cats are cute. I need to stop forgetting he has one, i always do when draw him if you see me drawing him with flat stomatch always remind me i need to draw him a fat belly
Sam has ocd, no particular reason, he just does. And misophonia because i dont wanna suffer alone lol, although i hc his case to be less severe than mine own based on vods i watched. I could explore this more but my head hurts so much i dont wanna do it right now
Theres only two genders: bad who gets drunk from drinking 1 cup of fucking apple juice and sam who doesnt get drunk at all regardless of how much he drinks. If he ever acts weird its because hes either too horny or too sleep deprived. Bad also acts like a drunk when hes sleep deprived.
Hannah doesnt wear shoes, she walks in only socks/hightights??(what is it called help) because she mainly levitates and usually doesnt use her feet for walking. Post-losing wings though she was deprived of this and now is basically forced to wear normal shoes because grass is dirty and sfuff her socks wilm get wet lol
Also she wears earplugs. Sorry im self projecting on random fictional characters to much so what. I mean realistically she does need them if i were in her shoes i would lose it from boomers constant screams lol
Aaand she has sharp teeth. They suit her i think. And because i thought, it would be weird for her to eat plants so shes carnivorous now, fight me
Ant hides his weed and cigarettes in his bandana-thing cartoon logic style, when serious stuff he has normal inventory belt lol. Skeppy stucks stuff in his backpack and bad has magical muffin bag dont ask me. Sam has a normal people bag for his inventory but for meme situations he pulls stuff out if his ass cape, i mean cc can do magic tricks if i remver correctly
Foolish slaps bad with his tail from time to time and they be like looney tunes characters lol. This isnt violent just general slapping people stuff so not ooc i guess
Quackity when drunk dumps everything on sam and sam when high on weednip always shares this stuff with ant and bad to laugh at him. Bad doesnt find anything from these dumpw funny but ant does
Also puffy doesnt really see anything in her glasses, she wears them to look cool (she does look cool in them). The glasses in question are tinted in lgbtq 🏳️🌈🏳️🌈 And she likes sand texture, no particular reason
She used to often draw stuff she deemed "what coud have been" on her captain log (that book where she expressed her feelings and thoughts on everything). Like when fighting eggpire she still missed the time when they were friends and was like, escaping from harsh reality a bit thinking hey maybe if i done X or Y we couldve have this or that. Doodles she drew were like dreams she was hoping would come true. Oh and she burned this thing year later and embraced that this server is hopeless, sorry i said no angst today i wont i promise. Her drawings are very pretty btw she is skilled in this regard. She let foolish niki and tommy draw some stuff and doodles on her log too
If you come close in contact with him youll notice sam smells a lot like his dog lol. And hes that type of dog owner to let his pet do whatever they want and have room of their own (which is funny considering this guy doesnt even have room for himself in his own house if i remember correctly?)
Skeppy and techno are cool bros but im pretty sure thats canon not going to elaborate
Ponk is that tyoe of person to stick gum in random places in public areas
Puffy and sam are colorblind, bad has myopia (in his one eye lol) and he needs glasses but he doesnt wear them because bad memory stuff. And others have animals sight yknow ant has cat vision foolish has shark vision and things like that. Puffy does have sheep vision thought due to her being more anthripomorhic her vision is more of a mix between human and sheep, she *can* look forward. Sams bads and foolishs eyes glow in the dark btw, and skeppys are bright but dont glow
Skeppy doesnt need eyes to see, he just, sees, yknow cartoon logic. Like, he *is* blind after his 1st death but like, you understand what i mean right, this is the same guy who wears a freaking box covering his head and walk perfectly fine how is blindness going to stop him (said box has holes for eyes in them but, they dont fit like, theyre basically useless lmao, compare his box to dreams mask youll understand what im trying to say hopefully)
Bad doesnt have huge tits im sorry he is flat
Im so tired ill end it here
