Instagram keeps pushing me this video bc I watch it in full everytime I see it

hey. i'm outside. hey look if u could just. hey. Let me in. it's really cold out here and i see you've got a bowl of baby spinach there. I love baby spinach. Please let me in

im fucking sobbing laughing alone in my room bc i was trying to take a video of. okay. so i resurrected the giant and made him 10x bigger as a gag. and he immediately started glitching out and like breakdancing mid air intermittently and i was trying to record it but not only did he immediately stop glitching out, i turn around to see bugbites. go oh hi bugbites. immediately notice that she's butt ass nude for no reason (SHE WAS WEARING ARMOR 30 SECONDS BEFORE) but i couldnt see that until i was closer bc she was in such deep shadow. that sends me reeling and everything fucking goes from there. what game have i made this into. i die to a giant gooch slam, breaking my neck and killing me instantly,

rewatching fmab so you get literally the stupidest video ive ever made

when im watching smosh and theyre being mean to angela

dragons dogma is a game where you can be a gruff silent protagonist woman and have an army of girlfriends that you can pick up at your leisure and also pin them down on the ground aggressively and they like it and they like you and also theres probably monsters and stuff

this is how girls play you just don't get it

Every year The Internet Archive hosts a competion to make art using newly public domain materials, and I've been losing my mind at this submission:

https://archive.org/details/555-milf-tar/

Objectum Sex with my pooltoy wife

if cadmus was a fighting game character she’d have a difficult to set up but really busted infinite combo but would otherwise be so D tier that no one even really cares or complains about her. she’d have her dedicated playerbase however. if caledhil was a fighting game character she would have 3,000 buttons and none of them really do anything but she’s been bugged since launch to have extra i-frames on like two moves and it keeps her solidly tournament viable but absolutely dog ass to play if you’re trying to have fun at all

if bugbites was in a shooter she’d be like oddjob where she’s cheap just for having a smaller hitbox and her ult would be a command grab where she sucks your shit smooth off unavoidably and you get removed from the match after finishing

i made peddler a little shop stand in my house :)

it was never going to be cadmus regardless but i’m glad they both knew that

new high stakes extreme sport i invented i call it chancellor ocato darts

big head for her big genius. big eyes to see through the deception

beg on the ground screaming and crying for the pussy it always works

the blowjob brothers

THE BLOWJOB BROTHERS RIDE AGAIN