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hey. i'm outside. hey look if u could just. hey. Let me in. it's really cold out here and i see you've got a bowl of baby spinach there. I love baby spinach. Please let me in
im fucking sobbing laughing alone in my room bc i was trying to take a video of. okay. so i resurrected the giant and made him 10x bigger as a gag. and he immediately started glitching out and like breakdancing mid air intermittently and i was trying to record it but not only did he immediately stop glitching out, i turn around to see bugbites. go oh hi bugbites. immediately notice that she's butt ass nude for no reason (SHE WAS WEARING ARMOR 30 SECONDS BEFORE) but i couldnt see that until i was closer bc she was in such deep shadow. that sends me reeling and everything fucking goes from there. what game have i made this into. i die to a giant gooch slam, breaking my neck and killing me instantly,
dragons dogma is a game where you can be a gruff silent protagonist woman and have an army of girlfriends that you can pick up at your leisure and also pin them down on the ground aggressively and they like it and they like you and also theres probably monsters and stuff
this is how girls play you just don't get it
Every year The Internet Archive hosts a competion to make art using newly public domain materials, and I've been losing my mind at this submission:
https://archive.org/details/555-milf-tar/
if cadmus was a fighting game character she’d have a difficult to set up but really busted infinite combo but would otherwise be so D tier that no one even really cares or complains about her. she’d have her dedicated playerbase however. if caledhil was a fighting game character she would have 3,000 buttons and none of them really do anything but she’s been bugged since launch to have extra i-frames on like two moves and it keeps her solidly tournament viable but absolutely dog ass to play if you’re trying to have fun at all
if bugbites was in a shooter she’d be like oddjob where she’s cheap just for having a smaller hitbox and her ult would be a command grab where she sucks your shit smooth off unavoidably and you get removed from the match after finishing
