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super cute executioner with over 40 years of experience but people are chill with it because of my nice and positive attitude ▪︎tme nb lesbian

anti-US gang learn to hate on the USA without ignoring the fact that indigenous Americans still exist or just straight up being racist about us challenge

me when im a settler-colonist in one of the dozens of european settler-colonies responsible for the annihilation of global indigenous peoples and cultures but my bigger cousin settler-colony to my north is bullying me so i cant settler-colony on my own in peace: guys cant we just fucking nuke those nasty yanks who are unilaterally evil white assholes or just sink the entire country into the ocean or something? haha look at all their stupid state names what even is a massy choosuts anyways?? i have no self awareness of my own status as a settler-colonist and think im just a victim of imperialism. what? why does my country speak a european language? shut up you dumb yank. you would never understand the struggle of being a middle-class argentinian. go cry about your grandpa being kidnapped into a boarding school to someone who cares. he probably enjoyed it anyways.

they always think their settler-colony is the exception too. "well MY settler colony coexisted peacefully with the natives" no the fuck it didnt. there is not a single settler-colony that didn't enslave or genocide their native population. try and name one you colonizing bitch. ill wait. you won't be able to.

consider your tags peer reviewed comrade

this goes for all the other people who don't live in settler colonies too lol. yall are just a bad with this shit if not worse. Europeans especially.

teenagers aren’t the vanguards of the pro-censorship movement. the closest thing that happens to this is that bad actors who are adults exploit teenagers’ age-appropriate discomfort with violent and sexual art to incite internet stochastic terrorism campaigns. but even this happens far less often than adults just silencing children and pretending to be speaking for them by proxy.

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> Get into color grading

> realize every screen displays color slightly differently

> realize every camera captures color a little differently

> realize every format and image editor translates color

> realize every printer deposits ink differently

> realize every kind of paper accepts ink differently

> realize colors look completely different under different lighting conditions

> ok I'm going to do everything greyscale now

> black density changes as ink cartridge depletes and depending on viscosity after multiple prints

> "what color white are you using"

> duckduckgo least painful method of death

glimpse into my beautiful imaginary world where arthropods are really big and we domesticated them

edit: people are starting to say some "my worst nightmare" or "eeeww no that one is yucky and scary" comments on this like they do on any bug post and id like to say. it's fine if you don't like bugs it's fine if you're scared of bugs but don't put that on MY post clearly talking about how much i like them and how cute i think they are. you can make your own damn post about how much you hate wasps or spiders or whatever. i'm blocking people who make these kinds of comments.

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unfortunately I'm really charmed by the mischaracterisation of pliny as a guy who made things up for no reason (as opposed to just recording what he heard and what he knew as common sense) even if I also know going along with the bit runs the risk of further entrenching another sincere The Divine Comedy Was RPF style fandom camp through failed opinion osmosis

vergilius invented the identity of pliny to conceal his immortality and reaffirm his opinions into the future, but then he mistakenly believed his agelessness extended to true physical invulnerability and exploded in a volcano while trying to drag his sarcophagus (lit. corpse-eater, for sense of corpse-eating stone) away. in years afterwards, a wandering mare (that is to say, fell spirit) in form of vergilius made manifestations around europe by emerging from and disappearing into pots of stagnant water that accumulated enough moonlight to hold solid form. in this way, he told the men of england how to exorcise snakes from their homes, though with no regularity, and there were basilisks until such a time as the crown took issue with their crowned heads and popped them off, which is a tale for another time. dante alighieri himself witnessed this apparition but didn't get a word in before a thirsty pig (much the same as pigs in this day, though in past ages longer and ganglier of form) drank him away and destroyed the poet forever. in mad grief, dante made everything else up based on how he assumed that meeting might have gone in a world where nobody drank the great wizard, Roman Poet Fergilius

i keep seeing articles that are like gen z isn't having sex! gen z is in a sex recession! and it makes me crazy because where is anyone supposed to have sex? the privacy required to have sex is priced at a luxury. no one can afford to buy homes. people are living with their families and multiple roommates. many couples that move in with eachother STILL have to have roommates. there are cameras everywhere at all times. to say nothing of the fact that reproductive rights are under attack. we're not in a sex recession we're in an everything reccession that has functionally paywalled sex.

there's a family of local sandhill cranes that adopted an abandoned goose last summer and they're STILL together today even after migration.... i love them + they're local celebrities + nature is beautiful

yesterday’s update… 📸 everyone is paparazzi when ur this famous…