Nonbinary Mocha Frappuccino

i hate that diet culture means all the tasty drinks everywhere are loaded with stevia now. this isn't even a stance about health, I just think it tastes so fucking bad

"whats the worst that could happen" you cant ask me that im not the kind of person who can handle that question in a way that is good for my personal safety

literally every problem i've had in my adult life has been solved by open and honest communication. which is fucking stupid, first of all

like i can't even just a little bit solve my problems with wanton violence? for real??

i'm like a caricature in a children's show. "and then Whimsy took a deep breath, made a few polite phonecalls, and everything resolved itself 🥰" fucking hell man when do i get to punch someone hard as fuck in the jaw

God will see you at the lowest point of your life, and say "what the fuck I thought I killed that thing." But you skitter too fast and you are too creepy.

per my last desperate howl at the heavens,

the thing is when a villain outstays their welcome in a narrative it immediately decays them and not in a "oh, they're reformed" way but in a "this person used to be a chilling, nightmarish threat and now they are a scooby-doo villain or perhaps the hamburgler."

Not only was she fucked into oblivion, but morrowind and skyrim too

Me: okay I am done talking about this thing that's upsetting me. Bye.

*literally two seconds later*: AND ANOTHER THING

he’s fucking him up against the fourth wall

i can handle one (1) Event™ per day. whether it be a phone call, an appointment, trip to the grocery store, play date with a friend, etc. only one, that's it. any more than that and i am Stressed

ok so when you insult someone by saying they are mentally underdeveloped or arrested or an adult child that is what the word retarded means and what that medical category is supposed to identify. thats what youre saying like lets just all be up front. it's not actually better because you conveyed the same meaning with different letters. you can keep swapping them around all day long but you still mean the same thing its not slick

Your friend’s unpublished fic idea is kind of a dead wife

i also want to read this guy’s dead wife

"why was the ending so rushed it was so good up until the ending" the answer is the same every time no matter the media you're talking about: the author is a bee and had to go back to the hive to defend the queen

12 year old girls in the early 2000s watching the accidental kiss in episode 3 of naruto