I hate objects so much, I cracked my egg

in an icy house, without windows and without apples, lives a very special penguin

HAPPY BIRTHDAY WOMEN!!!!!

you ever be listening to music and go “wait i like this song” like obviously dude it’s on your playlist

Why are there just blobs of fake rubber meat that a bunch of unrelated microbes can build in the dirt but they've only ever been found in china and can't be classified any further than "biological objects"

i think once u successfully win a debate there should be a period where they let you get out all the ad hominems you were holding back

like this i think

i found a bluesky account better than user was blocked for this post

ever since they banned ninja swords in london now phone snatchers have to simply use their ninjutsu to aid in phone snatching, which has ironically made the problem much worse as you're often targeted by lads using shadow clones or they straight up just rasengan you like fuck off

[with full awareness I am about to offer the most violent and least helpful solution to the problem at hand] perhaps it is time... for a woman's touch

Hey (With the intention of sinking teeth into you) Come Here Real Quick.

finally, i can have a deviantart signature on tumblr. the future is now

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the videogame industry will see their own foot and be like is anybody else gonna shoot this and not wait for an answer