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Ailith Night

@ailithnight

Just me and my blog, if anyone cares to know. His name is Nubbles. Non-binary- They/them

If I was immortal, I'd move to a very remote homestead and secretly start selectively breeding and training Sphinx cats to walk upright and have near human vocalizations. And I would name every single one Aman [something] (ie, Aman Goblin or Aman Poultry). And dress them all in specially tailored fancy clothes (cause hairless cats can get cold just like people can). With hats.

Then; when I finally have a handful of upwalking, almost talking, hairless cats; I'd train them to get on my specially retrofitted van when I call Aman and load them up and take them on a field trip to some park in a highly populated city.

We'd get there just before dawn and I'd let them loose and then go find somewhere discrete to watch the show. Then, just when people are starting to notice, take pictures and videos, and maybe consider calling the authorities about my cat faced children — ideally it'll still be very early morning at this point — I'd call them back to the van and we'd disappear without a trace.

We'd go back to the homestead and wait a few weeks before hitting up another city. Then another. And another. Let the story spread far and wide. But after exactly 6 cities, I'd stop. Take all my kitties home and let them live the rest of their lives happy, well cared for, and completely oblivious to what chaos we had wrought together.

I'd keep breeding them though. Who knows. Perhaps eventually I'll be able to breed them to true sapience and eventual self sufficiency and let them build their own civilization out of the homestead. That'd be a fun thing for people to find some day.

"youd do numbers on tumblr" girl i am on tumblr and the numbers? 4

babes i said 4 my lads 4 this isnt 4 i said 4 this isnt that you didnt give me 4 i wanted 4

Well obviously we need to get this post to 444,444 just to appease OP.

I think that part of what irks me about AI being used even for "small" stuff like meme graphics (aside from all the larger problems obviously) is like.... the time spent on it was part of the humor. "this is a silly inconsequential joke but I had to stop everything and spend 5 minutes making it" was, at least for me, part of the joke. Someone really took time out of their day to make me look at something silly they took time out of their day to make. Now it's like someone took time out of my day to make me look at something no one even made. Stop wasting my time if you aren't wasting yours too.

AI is killing 'I make memes on company time' culture.

There’s a certain folkloric idea that if you die at sea, your soul is sort of. Inextricably stuck in the sea. Because your body is irretrievable, your soul is also irretrievable, down out of the reach of the gods who look at the surface of the world. In Norse mythology, they said that the souls of sailors who died at sea are caught in the sea-goddess Rán’s net and dragged into her domain, a distinct and separate afterlife alongside Hel and Valhalla. Davy Jones Locker. The funayūrei. A lot of cultures agree that once sea has a hold on you, even when your body has rotted and dwindled and been made food for crabs, it still won’t let you go.

Do you think we’re going to wind up saying the same thing about astronauts.

The sea knows you belonged to her first. But so too do the stars.

I do like that Minecraft horror mods exist because they all seem to be “creepy monster attacks you and makes loud noise.” Because I am 100% sure that the scariest shit you could do in Minecraft is make the game function slightly Wrong

People have been playing Minecraft religiously for over a decade now. At this point, exploiting this game’s mechanics are muscle memory by now. Literally all it would take is one slight tweak chosen at random from a list to induce a House of Leaves type breakdown

wait this is just what it feels like to play bedrock

Hrm, Minecraft horror mod where almost everything is the same; except ore blocks are alive and must be killed for their drops. Higher tier ores have more health/defense and thus must be hit more times/with higher tier weapon to collect. They do not run or fight back. They continue to be static, solid blocks as you kill them. They just die. They cry as they do.

Trying to come up with a nostalgic media rec is like:

  1. thing whose humour has aged poorly
  2. thing whose humour was honestly kind of shit even when it was new, but you were too young to pick up the subtext
  3. thing that was life-changing in its exact contemporary circumstances and incomprehensible outside of them
  4. thing that's an inferior knock-off of a different thing
  5. thing that's actually an unwitting conflation of poorly remembered fragments of several other things
  6. thing that moves anyone you show it to to remark that it explains some things about you
  7. thing where revisiting it prompts a profound sense of alienation as you realise it's no longer relatable to you
  8. thing where revisiting it prompts a jarring revelation that this is probably why you have that one specific kink
  9. thing that you swear "gets good" if you give it a chance

I whole-heartedly believe some of my kinks are from Tom and Jerry.

christian: dog backwards spells god

atheist: dog backwards spells science

agnostic: we just don't know what dog spells backwards

dog: I can't spell, but I love you

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DPXDC Dead Tired Prompt

You know that Teen Titans Go episode where Raven was split into her different emotions? Anger, Happiness, Sadness, etc.?

So that but it happens to Tim Drake

And it doesn’t necessarily have to be his emotions, but like different aspects of his personality or something

And, someway somehow, one meets Danny

So Danny only gets to know this one aspect of a whole guy and doesn’t realize it

Imagine the possibilities of what their relationship could look like based on which aspect of Tim Drake that Danny meets

Maybe it’s one of the characteristics/emotions tied to his kindness so Danny falls in love with him — which can then segue into a complicated un/requited love because Danny only fell in love with one part of Tim while Tim was never whole enough to feel love or such for Danny

Maybe it’s one of the more …negative characteristics/emotions that meets Danny and creates a bad impression forever souring any relationship they could have

And then imagine when Tim is made whole again— does he remember what any of his individual selves got up to? Or is it all blurry and vague impressions that something happened but not what

What if it's a part of Tim that ran off because everyone else perceived him as a negative aspect. But then he meets Danny and Danny sees him as a positive.

Perhaps Tim's obsessiveness?

Or, honestly, I'm thinking more along the lines of whatever you wanna call that part of Tim that is single-mindedly, doggedly dedicated to his sense of obligation and responsibility. That very Bat-like part that will always put the mission first and do whatever it takes to see it through.

Which could probably come off as obsessiveness on the surface, to people who wouldn't inherently know or have a clear cut name for such a nebulous, abstract aspect of self. But fundamentally it's really his unshakeable moral foundation. The part of him that always wants to do the greatest good, at whatever cost.

It's the part that became gun Batman to seize control and try to force a better world. But it's also the part of him that saw what Batman was becoming in grief and decided he wouldn't let that continue. The part that decided that when Dick wouldn't step back up to the role, he'd do it himself. The 'Responsibility Above All Else, Even Myself' part.

And to Danny, pushed into the hero life be his own similar unshakeable sense of responsibility; who's grades are trashed, friendships faltering, free time nonexistent, and dreams of becoming an astronaut all but abandoned; it's a part that part of Danny deeply resonates with.

When people get a little too gung-ho about-

wait. cancel post. gung-ho cannot be English. where did that phrase come from? China?

ok, yes. gōnghé, which is…an abbreviation for “industrial cooperative”? Like it was just a term for a worker-run organization? A specific U.S. marine stationed in China interpreted it as a motivational slogan about teamwork, and as a commander he got his whole battalion using it, and other U.S. marines found those guys so exhausting that it migrated into English slang with the meaning “overly enthusiastic”.

That’s…wild. What was I talking about?

Sounds like OP got a little too gung-ho about gung-ho and lost their train of thought.

From the episode Masters of All Time

Where Danny goes back and prevents Vlad's accident so he never got ecto acne (or ghost powers), thus creating an alternate timeline.

Y'know, for some reason this is the first time it has ever occurred to me that this guy

Might actually be Vlad's father.

I guess I always figured these cheese castle was one of those things Vlad swindled out of some other rich guy, same way he acquired the rest of his wealth, by overshadowing them and signing everything over to himself.

But since in this timeline Vlad doesn't have powers and can't overshadow people, he must have gotten the castle and associate business and fortune in some way legitimately. And the simplest way for that to happen is inheritance.

So, just, how do we think Dairy King would feel about Vlad if he is his son. Heck, how do we think Vlad feels about Dairy King, his dead father lingering around and occasionally foiling his brilliant plans because the only thing he cares about any more is dairy products and never what Vlad is trying to accomplish. But, Vlad hasn't chased him off yet, so perhaps there are some complex feelings in there.

Danny builds a horror game but the monster is just him going "spooky nebulous snake centipede thing with grinning creepily human face" mode and talking to the player, but his dialogue is only ever the same for the first few lines, then he starts changing it up depending on the player, until he's asking things directly related to how they're playing, if they stopped moving or left the game, going full creepy mode. Obviously, the game is an absolute hit and people are trying to figure out how he coded the monster to have different behaviors, some players being stalked, some being charged at, some being ambushed, speedrunners being interpreted mid glitch or strat by the monster wrapping around them and setting them back to the start after an unskippable 2min minimum rant, those who go afk getting "awe, bored of me already player? I thought we were having fun!"

This is all great til the jl somehow ends up there, Danny recognizes that they as re not regular players, but keeps up the creepy act, and follows them with occasionally ominous comments until they get out, ending with "you should try the game when you're back to the human realm, Id just *love* to play with you all for real~" and when one of them, probably flash, actually tries the game, instead of the usual opening message all players get their first time playing, he gets "ooh, you came back! I promise it will be much more fun from the real world, but I cant promise I'll play nice, even if you are a hero"

This got long, I thought on this too much, just Danny making a horror game where he is the monster, partly for fun partly for money and partly because he needs to let a but of his eldritch side loose every once in a while or it starts to bleed over a bit, and then the jl ending up there, him acknowledging that they aren't players, and then greeting them when they play the game in the human realm.

Also unconnected, but I feel at the start it would let the player type some messages when in dialogue with "the monster" while most of the game is preset dialogue but there are moments where you can chat freely without preset dialogue, and Danny responds in kind, which in turn make players even more confused, because how does he have a response for anything???

Tldr: Danny big horror monster, jl enter game, Danny knows they arent players, jl go home and are freaked out.

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Holy shit.

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Backstory stuff.

Danny escapes the GIW into the internet. He gets bored and hungry so he starts hopping into live service games but the connection isn't personal enough to feed off the other players emotions.

Ooh!

When some players get to those rare sections where you can freely talk to the 'monster,' and once people realize the monster actually directly responds to whatever you type, people are gonna start asking questions. Digging for 'lore.'

And Danny, bless, still isn't very good at coming up with stories on the fly. So the first time it happens, someone asking "What made you a monster?" he can't help but let something a little too true slip out. "Scientists poking at something they shouldn't."

(AKA Danny is stuck in the internet like this until he can feed off enough emotional energy to heal his core, that the scientists cracked during experiments.)

Anyway, naturally this response gets posted about and blows up on the forums and now Danny just has to kinda roll with it. And while he mostly tries to dodge the really revealing questions, bits and pieces still slip out from time to time for different players.

Which ultimately leads to the player base thinking there's some kind of massive, ARG kinda thing going on where lots of different people have to play to get lots of different clues for everyone to work together to figure out the underlying story.

This is what really draws Tim's interest. He's a mad lad who wants to 'solve' the whole thing with minimum input from other people, and thinks using Bat tech to "run every possible permutation of the game" to gather all the 'clues' himself is a great idea.

Unfortunately, Danny knows the difference between a bot and a real player — bots don't generate emotional energy to eat : ( — and he's very much not interested in wasting his time or precious energy playing with a machine that can't even feed him.

Tim comes back to check his permutations program, only to find every single bot iteration got locked on the start screen with a big overlay message saying "WHY WOULD I PLAY WITH YOU IF YOU DON'T ACTUALLY WANT TO PLAY WITH ME?" Also, something is poking around in the Bat files. Holy shit, is there spyware in this game? Oh no. Oh no no no. B is gonna have his suit when he finds out Tim accidentally downloaded a trojan onto the Batcomputer. Shit shit shit. Better shut this down and fast. Hopefully Babs hasn't caught on yet.

(She had. And was carefully, remotely steering Danny away from anything actually confidential. The only reason she hadn't already booted Danny out is cause she actually dug into the code itself and realized pretty quickly there was something... alive about it. Alive and thus far relatively harmless. No need to potential hurt what could be a new kind of life form to them. Besides she wants to see what it'll do with it's new access and information.)

Danny meanwhile just learned about vigilantes, other heroes, other superheroes, the Justice League, metas, the meta protections act, other ghost superheroes, and not a single hint that the GIW was legit and plenty to suggest that they weren't. He'd never even questioned... Never thought to question...

Oh, Bot Kid finally noticed and kicked him out. That's fine. He needs to retreat to his nest for a bit and think. And. Maybe try to play with some other heroes soon. Actually play with them. Not Bot Kid's bots trying to exhaust his program. He needs to get a feel for these other heroes themselves. Who they really are. Maybe they'd help him. Or maybe they'll think he's malicious and try to trap him in his game forever. Playing with them should give him a good read on them though. Danny has long since learned by now that how people play, their emotions and how they react to them, says a whole lot about a person.

(Babs watches from the code as the monster of the game is roughly thrown from the Bat Network and slinks back to a hidden nest, utterly inaccessible to even hacked clients. Mere minutes later, reports start popping up on the forums that the game has 'gone dark,' and that while you can still open it and explore the maze, the monster they're all interested in is nowhere to be found.)

Hey bro on a scale of nothingburger to everythingbagel how would you rate our gay sex last night

Bro, every moment with you is an everythingbagel.

But yeah, I guess the sex was a somethingburrito.

I really like stories where Danny has resentment against the Justice League because they didn't do anything to help Amity Park, but I think an AU where he's completely chill about it while they're very much not would be really funny.

Like, imagine that every major ghost attack happens exactly at the same time as world extinction events. Danny has a big fight, goes home, turns on the news and there it is, all hands on deck for major heroes because the universe is in peril.

At some point he just stops checking, he knows the drill, and besides he's handled it anyway. It's all good.

So it really comes as a shock when a hero independently finds out about the GIW and organises a JL intervention. They come to Amity Park and they really don't get why the local teenage hero gives them a thumbs up and tells not to worry, he can handle being dehumanised and hunted for experimentation.

One of Danny's classes (probably Lancer's English in relation to some other text for a high school course) doing a whole discussion about the trolley problem and Danny's sitting there with an epiphany like

"Ah. I am the one guy tied to the second tracks compared to the five on the first. I see. . . Pull the lever, Kronk!"

And sure, it kinda sucks to be on the tracks. But between himself and his problems vs. the whole world and everyone in it; well, Danny is a hero too. He'd never ask them too make a different choice.