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@ahfrickenfrick

thinking about The Lorax
all pronouns | 22 | lesbian

need david corenswet’s superman and robert pattinson’s batman together

haven’t even seen the Superman movie and ik it’s a want. already the differences between the physical dynamics of the movies

superman 2025 looks so bright and full of hope (LIKE SUPERMAN SHOULD) and the difference between the batman 2022 is so stark, I NEED THEM TO INTERACT AND IK THEY NEVER WILL WICH MAKES THE URGE STRONGER

have seen david corenswet’s Superman and can confirm that i was correct MONTHS ago

i completely understand why jason would never do weed, like the whole ‘gateway to other drugs’ thing probably really fucking startled him as a kid, and it’s still engraved in his mind

he however would probably happily be a trip sitter but he’s literally the worst

roy: oh no man i’m kinda buggin’
jason: well yeah, dude we’ve been in a simulation this whole time, you’re probably having a shut down and restart
roy: A WHAT
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steph: can you pass my my phone?
jason: *simlish*
steph: yeah my pho- huh?
jason: *rolling his eyes, still speaking simlish as he hands steph her phone*
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tim: i’m hungry
jason: i would say ‘hi hungry i’m dad’ but that’s a sore spot for both of us
tim: *existential dread filling him* what the fuck is wrong with you