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creating Voltron edits and only sharing them and other platforms and not this one im so sorry 😿🫡

Wayne Enterprises young C.E.O in training seen kicking baby at Gala

Tim feels his heart drop reading the headline,

LOOK OKAY?

1. Why did the baby’s parents let her crawl around on the floor of a huge gala??

2. He was on a bunch of pain meds because he broke his foot

3. Said foot was in a boot

4. It wasn’t even a kick, more of a nudge! He honestly (probably) startled the kid more than anything

But that didn’t stop the (admittedly cute) kid from staring at him with unblinking eyes before tilting her head back and letting out a wail

Thankfully none of his family were near, but the gossip soon spread and Duke was soon crooning at him with a grin.

It was only a few days later when he was recounting the story to Jason that he had to sit down, tears springing in his eyes from laughing so hard.

as someone who has started watching the entirety of stranger things within the past month…

I fear it has always been this cringe. And to be cringe is to be free, and y’all have kinda forgotten that with the 20000099 years between seasons but I fear it’s the truth

you have grown up.

okay I’m finally watching stranger things and I’ve gotten to the third season within two(?) days (it’s bad)

but like the jump from season 1 to the very fist scene in season 3 is so fucking funny it really goes

“Guys we have to use our dnd knowledge to defeat the monsters in the real world”

and season three ig is “guys we have to use our dnd knowledge to defeat the RUSSIAN GOVERNMENT!?”

I’m only like 10 minutes into S3 but I’m giggling at the idea

complete AU but you know how nightwing is Batman’s contingency plan?

——

Dick is pacing in a run down apartment deep in the slums of Park Row, Jason sitting in front of him, a game boy in his hands as he listens to his older brother.

“—and you know what else he hid from me!? If he ever turns, I’m his plan in the files to take him out!”

Jason’s hands still. Dick catches it eyes narrowing. “What do you know?”

“Dick, every one of us has a contingency plan.”

“Yeah- I know this-”

“No- Dick. Every single one of us is in charge of a plan. Tim’s is Damian. Mine is Tim. Yours…”

“Is you… God Jace… how long have you been sitting on this.”

Jason only shrugs returning to his game. “Eh. Since I became Robin. I caught Bruce updating files. And when I came back and was granted access to the cave, I checked again.”

The older frowned, flipping himself into the couch next to his brother.

“When you die, I get next turn.”

Jason only cackles, kicking Dick with his foot.

“you can’t keep trying to get Shayne topp cast as booster gold, booster is 6’5 and Shayne top is 5’8”

okay disregarding the fact that casting directors don’t really care for height anymore unless it’s super SUPER important to the character

you’re acting like booster gold wouldn’t be the guy to lie about his height

he would be like “yeah no the Time Machine shrunk me! I swear! yeah sure others who have time traveled are FINE, but mine must’ve been faulty :(”

happy throughout the day feeling on edge, that something should be happening but it’s not. it’s been happening for months, starting seemingly at random

peter sending text messages that never go through about his recent spider-man encounters, feeling bittersweet about the onslaught of messages that will never get a reply

favorite thing about game grumps is that if you glance at the screen once you understand the bit they will go on for 15 minutes and it’s the funniest thing

least favorite thing about game grumps is that if you miss a second of game play on the screen you spend the next 15 minutes wondering wtf they are talking about

it’s a tight rope that me and the rewind button play with everyday

and if i say that these two are the same and mean so much to me then what

like both are insanely talented engineers, both Latino’s, both using the powers they once hid from their friends for good, all while constantly being the 3/5/7 wheel

thinking about when mr beast did that gift card scavenger hunt on the dsmp and tubbo won, and then he proceeded to leave the gift cards there for MONTHS

like he left the unused books there with the codes and it makes me fucking cackle still

*undercover*