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Abnormally Momo

@abnormallymomo / abnormallymomo.tumblr.com

28 year old polyamorous bi/pan/omni-sexual (comfortable with any of those labels) feminist trying to figure myself and the world out. Gender: Genderfluid Pronouns: She/her/herself/"female" pronouns please Likes: Anime Catchy music Pretty pictures Planned Parenthood Feminism Boobies Well-done fantasy and sci-fi...

greatest spider-men conversation ever

You forgot the best part, because he gave him that burger Owen makes sure to bring Miles’ mom (who had died in his own series several years prior) back to life in the new universe. I’m not kidding.

That is the absolute best bullshit comic book resurrection I have ever heard of.

how many cuils is “you give me a hamburger. i give you your mother.”?

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major-jamie-hill-deactivated201

Slutshaming women is not ok Slutshaming Alexander Hamilton is totally ok Tumblr logic

he cheated. on his wife.

he’s also been dead for several hundred years this is the funniest post ive ever read in my life

fancyeliza-deactivated20200804

fave things about this post:

  • the idea that thousands of people are calling alexander hamilton a slut
  • calling any founding father a slut
  • the idea that people are SHAMING Alexander Hamilton for being Such A Slut he is being SHAMED for being such a naughty little tart, SPREADING HIS LEGS FOR EVERYONE IN CONGRESS
  • that this was probably prompted by people expression dissaproval for Alexander Hamilton cheating on his wife - that the OP thinks “slut shaming” and “Isnt it gross that he cheated on his wife” are the same thing
  • Alexander Hamilton has been dead for 210
  • 210 slutty, slutty years
  • the way that this is presented in such a CHECKMATE SJWS way when they’re talking about a founding father who cheated on his wife and has been DEAD FOR 210 YEARS
  • the fact that the words “Slutshaming” and “Alexander Hamilton” have been used in the same sentence
  • i mean just apply what we’d traditionally think of as “slut shaming” to Alexander Hamilton.
  • His frock coat is too tight, his breaches are so short, have you SEEN how often he powders his wig??? I heard he gave Thomas Jefferson a handy behind the stables AND that he got fingered by John Hancock
  • i barely know who alexander hamilton is
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adzhe

Alexander Hamilton has been dead for 213 slutty, slutty years

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gothkankuroo-deactivated2019060

if you dont give your fav characters hated traits about yourself and then love them unconditionally for it…how you coping?????