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@2009phan

jacky/25/any pronouns/bi/neurodivergent/phillie 🚨twitter's most hated phannie🚨 radical mental health acceptance, discourse and speculation enthusiast, pro-sex and pro whatever you're into, this is a judgement free zone and safe space for all 🫶
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interviewer: how would you describe yourselves phil? are you comedians?

phil: yeah we're comedians but also just relatable pe-

dan: W̸̯͠E̶̙̣̯̞͙̦͐̓̈́͑̚͝ ̴̛̦̩͇̦͒̈́̍̐͠͝F̵̭̝̀́Ǘ̵͇̱̟͕͈̓͐͠͠C̴̼̦̮̎K̷̥͕͎̠̮̥̏ͅ ̸͉̮̒͑̆̾Ę̴̛̲͚̏͒́̑̚͝ͅA̷̢̲̰̳̠̓͐̅̓͑C̵̢̭͇͉̮̭̅̌̍͠H̸̛̫̝̽͂̈͋̓ ̸̨̞̪͓̗̳̥̏Ó̸̰̌͘͠T̸̗̥̩̈́͛̎͝H̵̢̛̘̪̭̆̊̿̍̿E̷̗̟̠̤͂̍̒̅̈́̾R̴͉̗̙̩͓̅̎.̶̪̜͙̟̟͛̇̈́̋̈̿̀ ̶̻͍͉̟͌͆̈̿̇͋Į̴̦̣̭͚̎̍́͆̄̚͘Ṉ̸͇̺͚̝̬͛ ̵̤̠̺͇̈́̓͑ͅĄ̴͔̝͓̼͈͙͆̅̿͠ ̴̜̔̅̍̋̀͠͠G̸̻̖̖͌̒̉̀̈́͆͝A̸̧̢͔̤̝̟̬̒̌̃̾̾͑͝Y̴̛̏͗̈́͜͝ ̴̩͓̈̍̐̏̽̎̀Ẅ̷͉̠̜͈͉̕A̵̧͙̣̔̔̉̕Y̴̻͂̿̎̀

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Yellow snokoplasm

Green snokoplasm

Blue snokoplasm

A homosexual allegory of some kind, told in commando - by Phil Lester

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their drinks look like them as characters in an obscure cartoon show

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why do we keep unlocking parts of this image every few months. what are we gonna pan over to in january

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does dan know he doesn't Have to look at phil when posing for stuff

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the concept. of 2009 phil lester kissing his mysterious lover from the internet while actively recording their collab q&a that involves them having cat noses and whiskers drawn onto their faces with sharpie and then. clipping it and posting it as an unlisted video on youtube. and sending it to him saying “lol.” wtf is wrong with him.

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I will never be able to look at this gif the same way ever again man. I didn't even know I could possibly feel more feelings about this. They just kissed and look at their faces and phil flustered burying himself into dan but also having the time of his life and dan mouthing "what are you doing" but the words don't quite come out since he's so happy and oh myg

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oh no look out dan and phil you’re gonna smudge your whiskers!!!