that's gay

@pseudophan

nora // 27 reluctant couples channel enjoyer

gonna hang myself from dan and phil's bondage bar

Anonymous asked:

Anytime you talk about the conditions of your town/the weather/the day and night cycles I’m like why would anyone ever live there 😭

i ask myself this every day. i'm so local my surname is a tiny Tiny ass place like a fifteen minute drive from me. it used to be a family farm. it's a ditch next to the airport now. i feel like that's the universe giving me a heavy handed hint

tokio hotel monsoon is still good btw

Anonymous asked:

I'm sorry Nora it's the last day of my semester and I am hashtag STRESSED!!! Still have a paper due in 3 hours that I have not started, in every other life tho I would've loved to fuck around with you on August 7th, 2026 8:37 pm EST

i'm rooting for you!!!! as long as when i say i'm bored on a random day in like november you go yas nora lets stream a movie together or something !

no fr good luck. please start your paper. i've been there. turning anything at all is usually better than nothing lmao

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i'm so fucking bored

u know i've fallen off because back in my day people would be like omg lets watch a movie omg lets chat omg lets hang out and now its just like omg kill yourself i guess

Anonymous asked:

no i get you. im So bored im looking up people discussing phandom drama from 2023. and the drama is. dan holding hands with a guy who wasn't phil.

lol i mean guess one time where that one article that must not be named got their ai generated bullshit from

WHY IS DISCORD DOWN. HELLO @boybirds.... i don't need anything important i just tried to reply to u for the past 20 min and it won't work

Anonymous asked:

I taught my straight friend about the bechdel test but she kinda didn't get it because now whenever we see/meet a misogynistic guy she says: "well THAT guy's not passing the bechdel test..." and i'm like. yeah sure

at least she's got the spirit...

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good morning our microwave and kitchen exhaust fan died and our freezer is probably dying so we bought a new sound system for the tv

SO fucking worth it this shit is awesome

every time ive wanted to post something tonight tumblr's been randomly down for a bit so just know everyone's missing out on some absolute bangers i've already forgotten

Anonymous asked:

First day of being unemployed and I am already losing my mind

unemployment sounds awesome until you're unemployed and spend your days bashing your head against the wall just to feel something

good morning our microwave and kitchen exhaust fan died and our freezer is probably dying so we bought a new sound system for the tv