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Elejah

Dear Mr. Bale:

Please stop doing movies with a sexy American accent, because how am I supposed to function like a mature adult when I hear you like that.  That belongs in the bedroom, mister.  There's no way I can go see the Terminator film without hyperventilating and fantasizing about naughty naughty things to do to you.

Keep up the amazing accent, and please do another Batman film.

Love,
Swirl