As I sat here in my soft, black leather computer chair designing the community layout and typing out the rules, I nibbled and guzzled down two of the best things ever. Everyone needs some energy food, and my energy food is disguised as junk food.

Doritos are heavenly all by themselves, but when they are puffed up with air, they are instantly irresistible. 3-D Doritos are one of my favorite foods ever made. They could even be better than Pringles (Yes, I know what you all are doing at the moment- gasping.) With Pringles, you can crunch up the yummy, salt-covered chip with your tongue and enjoy every single second of the intense fun. 3-D Doritos hold that same power but they are even more fun than Pringles. 3-D Doritos are puffed up and have a better crunch installed in them so that when your tongue applies pressure to the soft, yummy shell, the crunch is phenomenally and intensely fun.

Whoever does not enjoy Snapple should seriously go get help. Snapple is my tea drink of choice and Snapple is normally my one and only drink of choice. Snapple Apple is one of my favorite flavors. The name is fun because Snapple and apple happen to rhyme. Rhymes are always intensely fun and rhymes that are related to drinks are
amazingly fun. Snapple Apple is just so tasty. It stirs up my memory a bit and brings me back to when I was a young, little person who enjoyed sucking on her juicy cup (You know, those things with the safety lids that you suck on and when you knock it over, the contents magically stay inside) and having a rich apple flavor fill the inside of my mouth and enveloped around my esophagus and where it finally rested calmly in the bottom of my tum tum. Of course since I'm older, Snapple Apple has a more grown-up taste that makes me feel like a big 'ol grown-up and then I instantly feel cool.
Snapple Apple and 3-D Doritos are now my breakfast, lunch, and dinner. If you disagree with my subject, I'll be sad.