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You can’t marry a weird baddie if you’re not comfortable with her vast collection of jars, I’m sorry, those are the rules.

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Not to brag, but this is what being lazy and letting your garden rewild with blackberries can get you: mini blackberry cobblers 🥧

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“Your lesbian friend has excellent diction,” is what my high school friend’s grandma said to her, about me, when I was 14, and it’s echoed through my head at least once a week in the twenty years since

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Women only want one thing, and it’s Bryan Cranston doing his rollerskating disco routine from Malcolm in the Middle