The most unrealistic part of the Half-Life games is that nothing ever happens to Gordon’s glasses. You’re telling me that this nerd went through a whole apocalypse without his glasses ever even getting knocked off his face, bent out of shape, or smudged?

The Freeman

I would platonically marry Barney Calhoun

“That sharp spur of hope has not dulled to this day. For once the lesser master lay defeated, we knew the greater must also fall in time.”