Journal created:
on 11 May 2003 (#1055198)
Updated:
on 3 June 2005
Name:
The place where we hate you because you suck.
Membership:
Open
Posting Access:
All Members , Moderated
This is yet another livejournal rating community, inspired by nonuglies and the many variations. However, instead of rating your looks, you are accepted or rejected based on how much of an asshole you are. If you think you have what it takes, just follow the instructions below.
1. Join the community. There's a link at the top. If you click it while logged in, it will put you in the community.
2. Fill out the following application.
Define asshole.
What, specifically, makes you a bigger asshole than everyone else?
Tell a story about a time you were an asshole to someone. Go into detail.
Write what your response to someone who said "Kind of like YOUR MOM!!!" after you said "this sucks."
Write down your ten favorite all purpose insults.
Someone is trying to convince you that Star Wars is better than Star Trek. Write down the argument that you use here.
Pick someone and insult them using three words or less.
Pick someone else and insult them using a paragraph or more.
Why do you want to be in this community?
Anything else that you feel is relevant to how much of an asshole you are?
Finally, post a picture of yourself.
3. Post the application on the community. Use lj cut or you will be disqualified automatically. If you don't know how, go to the place that teaches you how.
4. Step four makes this community unique. While in other communities, everyone votes to determine whether or not you are allowed in, here at theassholes I simply insult you and then stamp you as a loser who isn't worthy of belonging, or existing. Nobody who applies is ever accepted to theassholes, because here at theassholes, we hate you as well as everyone. The only people who are members of this community are people I hand picked to be mean to you.
5. Go home and fucking cry alone in your room you sad pathetic sack of piss.
Ok! Now that the application process is finished, let's discuss the rules.
1. I will not tell you the rules. I will change the rules any damn time I want. The punishment for breaking the rules once is a warning ban. Breaking the rules twice will not happen because you're banned already. No whining, either. This is my community and I can do whatever the hell I want to whoever the hell I want and have people still like me anyway. If I were to somehow murder you in cold blood using this community, the police would be able to do nothing, because it's my damn community. I hope you understand.
1. Join the community. There's a link at the top. If you click it while logged in, it will put you in the community.
2. Fill out the following application.
Define asshole.
What, specifically, makes you a bigger asshole than everyone else?
Tell a story about a time you were an asshole to someone. Go into detail.
Write what your response to someone who said "Kind of like YOUR MOM!!!" after you said "this sucks."
Write down your ten favorite all purpose insults.
Someone is trying to convince you that Star Wars is better than Star Trek. Write down the argument that you use here.
Pick someone and insult them using three words or less.
Pick someone else and insult them using a paragraph or more.
Why do you want to be in this community?
Anything else that you feel is relevant to how much of an asshole you are?
Finally, post a picture of yourself.
3. Post the application on the community. Use lj cut or you will be disqualified automatically. If you don't know how, go to the place that teaches you how.
4. Step four makes this community unique. While in other communities, everyone votes to determine whether or not you are allowed in, here at theassholes I simply insult you and then stamp you as a loser who isn't worthy of belonging, or existing. Nobody who applies is ever accepted to theassholes, because here at theassholes, we hate you as well as everyone. The only people who are members of this community are people I hand picked to be mean to you.
5. Go home and fucking cry alone in your room you sad pathetic sack of piss.
Ok! Now that the application process is finished, let's discuss the rules.
1. I will not tell you the rules. I will change the rules any damn time I want. The punishment for breaking the rules once is a warning ban. Breaking the rules twice will not happen because you're banned already. No whining, either. This is my community and I can do whatever the hell I want to whoever the hell I want and have people still like me anyway. If I were to somehow murder you in cold blood using this community, the police would be able to do nothing, because it's my damn community. I hope you understand.