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I have a huge crush on this man. But he's a virgin ~ and that's a huge turn off for me.

I want someone who doesn't need to read the instruction manual.

If you're sleeping with a girl, and you want to keep sleeping with this girl, make her feel like she is the ONLY girl with whom you are sleeping.

Yes, we care. Even if we say we don't, we do.

It irritates me that men expect women to really want anal sex - but then refuse [vehemently] to let you give it to them.

I wouldn't get off on doing it to them, but come on, all's fair in love and war.

Drop your pants and bend over.

men would have:
*hairy chests, but no hair on their backs.
*hairy legs, but none above mid-thigh.
*a treasure trail but neatly trimed/shaven pubes.
*no hair on their necks.

women would have:
*hair on their heads and arms, but that's absolutely it, unless they want a small patch of pubic hair.

I'm so afraid of needles that I pass out when they prick the end of my finger for just a drop of blood.

I have 2 tattoos [yes, i know, contradictory]

I absolutely love to be tied up and teased orally. And I especially enjoy having my clit bitten.

That is all for now.

Sometimes, when out in public with a group of friends, I sit and smile because they don't know that I just shaved down there and can't wait to get home and touch myself.

I have cyber sex when I'm pissed off. I don't actually 'get off' on the process. I just find the entire thing amusing and I love stringing people on.

I want to sleep with a girl just to see what it's like.

I basically am just in the mood for 'sexual relations' right now.

Every time I see the word "pisser" or "pissant" I can't help but say it with a French accent like in Corky Romano.

It was such a BAD movie.

Oh, and I am going north next weekend for some more wild and crazy cheap motel room sex.

Yummy.