sev <3's harry

Crack. Crack crack crack.

icecreamkiller: I was going to ask, what if Harry's asshymen was the last horcrux. And the only way to kill Voldemort was to destroy it. And so he had to have anal sex with someone.
kurla88: DRACO SEXES HARRY FOR THE GOOD OF THE CAUSE.
bribitribbit: afdkjk LOLOLOLOL
kurla88: DRACO'S ALL PAINFULLY REDEEMED
FROM SEXING.
bribitribbit: yes, it's suuuch a burden I'm sure, being on top during buttsex
onlysayitonce: afldjf
he has to have
a magical ass hymen wand
with a button that makes it sprout feathers
and a special fisting ceremonial glove
kurla88: OH GOD

Yeah, um. I wrote it.

Hard R, 1100ish words, utter crack. I am so, so ashamed of myself for this. Harry's ass hymen has dialogue, for God's sake. Well, read on, if you dare.

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Um. Does anyone know anything about the status of Howie? I just, I haven't talked to him in AGES and I know he took a fandom break or whatever, but I've been out of the loop and I miss him. A lot.

So. If anyone has talked to him, I can respect if he still doesn't want to talk to fandom people and I'm not asking you to, I don't know, leak his personal email address or anything.

Just, if anyone knows if he's okay, it would make me feel really good to hear it.


...Is it lame that I'm actually sniffling right now? He probably doesn't even remember who I am anymore. Probably lots of you don't remember me. I'm never on MSN anymore.

Blarg. Emo.


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-Vixx
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Fanfic poll

Hello my lovely gutterpirates. Lots of you probably don't know me as I am the lurkiest of lurkers and I'm not around on MSN as much as in days of yore (leaving university and starting an actual job is a killer as far as online time goes).I do miss y'all, though, so if you see me online do invite me to chat.


Anyway, I've popped up here in the hopes some of you might like to help me out. I've been asked to write a paper on teenagers and fanfiction / online literature, and I'm just gathering a little bit of vague information. As most of you are still teenagers or just over, you fit nicely into my area of interest. It would be really lovely if you'd pop over to my LJ and fill out this poll. The actual poll should only take a few minutes. If you'd like to make a few comments on what you think about fanfic, what it means to you, etc that would be even better.


Thanks my loves!

~ Your friendly ship old lady <3

*goes back to lurkerage*
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So, yes, I am the official neutral party for anything that may come up, including new membership issues. If anyone has an opinion that they want expressed without drawing attention to themselves, comment on this post. Feel free to comment anonymously or not. (I won't tell anyone anything, ever.) All comments are screened, and I will not reply to your comment (which causes them to become unscreened automatically). I am quite capable of arguing both sides of the issue, and I will gladly represent you to the powers that be. It's like I'm an evil, blood-sucking lawyer, but without the fees or the suit. Which is good, because I hate suits.