Have you ever gotten lost in the sauce of the 21 books? Don't remember when Jack got his ear blown off and sewn back on by Stephen for the third time, or when Pullings stopped being "tubular"? I present to you a new Aubreyad search tool, with lemmatized entries so if you don't remember if it's one seaman or many seamen, it will still conjure up the passage. Search to your heart's content!!!
What people don’t understand about modern boats is that the Captain is only there to go to jail if something bad happens. Until then they’re just decorative
next year the olympics are adding Gun Basketball
theyre running around with muskets and shit
its h9nestly a little underwhelming
i like that the maned wolf and the bush dog are each other's closest living relatives. they're like cartoon henchmen
how it feels to start your email with "dear [name]":
how it feels to start your email with "hi [name]":
how it feels to start your email with "hello [name]":
Trying to do a tarot reading but the guy across the table is running mono blue and keeps countering my major arcana.
ninth doctor is so funny. first date with a girl and she asks to go forward in time so her brings her to the death of her planet. what would have happened had she asked to go backwards in time? what were you gonna show her king? the spanish inquisition? the great flood? the asteroid that killed the dinosaurs? really there's no good way to end this post because nothing quite compares to taking a girl to the DEATH OF HER PLANET. but you know what at the end of the day it did work.
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