Sandwich Artists

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I worked at subway a minute now, and most of y'all's bitching is accurate and honest but
Let's be real here..
We make fuckin sandwiches. We do half the work of most normal jobs, and we eat free shit everyday
How in the fuck aren't yall thankful
I get frustrated like everyone else, but I ain't penting it up to the point I bitch about it in an online forum
And I'm glad this thread is dead, I'm glad there aren't any near recent posts
CUZ that shits pathetic
We should be thankful first off we gotta damn job. If you had better options than subway odds are you wouldnt work there so be thankful.
And we should be thankful it's easy as fuck too.
Shit yeah people make dumb comments and ask dumb questions

Where you gonna bitch someone's payin you to listen
Where you gonna bitch someone's giving you a check

Jussayin!

I didn't know this existed! Finally, people who understand why I get so frustrated. Here's one you guys won't believe. It was the day after New Year's. I was working at 10:00 am with my boss (who is the best boss in the world), and two other co-workers. I have been working here for almost half a year, and my boss was astounded that in the years she'd been working she'd never seen such a customer! Anyway, a college age kid comes in and he asks me to make him a chicken bacon. No problem. He was totally fine, quiet, but fine! We get down to the sauces, and I asked him what he wanted. He told me ranch, but the problem is, I heard someone else talking that said mayo, or something... so I put mayo on his sandwich. He gave me the dirtiest look I had EVER seen and asks me, "is that ranch?" I said to him, "no. I'm so sorry! Hold on a second." I went to scrape it off, to see if I could save the sandwich. He looked mad, so I just said I'd start another one for him. He walked away and says. "I'm not eating that SHIT." He proceeds to walk quickly out the door. My boss shouts, "We can make you another one!" and nope, he cuts her off screaming "fuck this shit." there were small children and a family present. He was so mad, that he managed to swing our door open so hard that he broke the glass and almost completely shattered it. So, basically, he broke expensive glass on a door... over what would have been a free sandwich... over some mayo...

Thank God two of our morning regulars are cops, and happened to come in right as he was getting ready to run off.

I have a serious question about th University of Subway. How did you all get paid for it? I've completed 8 of them and have yet to receive payment. Which, as you know, makes me a little angry and less eager to finish them.

Hey guys,

I just got done with training for the brand new store #42084 in Sloan, IA (Opens Friday) and while training at #43016 in Elk Point, SD (Both are Kum & Go owned franchises) we had a guy come in for a salad that made the Elk Point general manager (who was already on the line!!!) wash his hands, put fresh gloves on, and make his salad from completely fresh ingredients that the GM had to get from the walk-in cooler!!!

I just found this place and my god I can't tell you how much fun/blowing off steam by going back and reading all of the journal(or atlease scanning over them) I have been at my subway for a year and one month now. I love the job and I love my coworkers, but like everything i have ever read so far its the customers that make life a living hell. I now give to you........my subway rants. Sorry if some havebeen posted before

1. Do not get mad at me when I catch your dumb ass stealing. I for one cannot stand that shit on any form or level and believe me when I say I am gonna call you out for it. Probably embrass the hell out of you in the process. (I have done this on several ocassions

2.  You knew...........KNEW YOU WERE COMING TO SUBWAY AND DIDN'T HAVE THE VAGUEST IDEA OF WHAT YOU WANTED?! I am sorry, as childish as it sounds it makes a ton of sense.  I've had customers stand in line forever thinking about what they want while the line behind them steadily piles up. it really pisses me off its been rather quiet and this asshat ruins everything.

3. Correct change. omg this makes me nuts because it takes out time. People are so damn determined to get rid of their change

4. "I want everything" but when I go to reach for a certain thing I get a really loud "NO I DUN WANT THAT!"

5 I unfortanely have a drivethrough at subway...........and so sometimes we will get customers who will blow their horns to tell us to hurry up. UGH RUDE!

6. "I want the oil and vinigar on this side of the bread and the cheese on this side of the bread etc etc" .....................bitch when I close the sandwich it wun matter!

7. foot long double Meat meatball with everything on it.........nuff said.

8. "well the other subway...." goddamnit not all subways are created equal!  Do not complain to me because my store doesn't have a veggie patty!

9. do not complain about the heat. you can leave the store..........we can't stfu plz

10. people who get off to beating the clock(5 mins til closing)


annnnnnnnnnnnnnd I'm gonna shut up. Thanks for reading!  *passes out from exhaustion*


oh yeah.....you guys are not alone in this battle against the imbred nutjobs of america!

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Today at work this crazy white trash guy came in and cursed at Van, one of the owner/managers.

CAG = Crazy Ass Drunk Guy
WTL = White Trash Lady with him
V = Van

CAG goes to the bathroom and WTL yells at him, in the most white-trashiest redneck voice you can imagine:

WTL: What do you want to get?!?!?
CAG: Whatever! I don't care, just get somethin'!

WTL orders a footlong meatball for herself, then CAG comes back from the restroom.

WTL: So what do you want to get?

CAG: I done told you, I don't care what you git woman! Just gimme a footlong Turkey on white!

Van cuts bread, and puts turkey on it.

CAG to V: Put some mayonaise on it! Come on, don't be shy! Squeeze it! Squeeze the damn bottle! Come on gimme more fucking mayonaise!

Van throws a dirty look at CAG.

V: Hey bud, don't use bad language ok.

CAG: I got freedom of speech man! I'll say whatever the fuck I want to!

V: There are kids in here, I'm just asking you not to cuss ok?

CAG: I'll say whatever I god damn want to! FUCK!

WTL to CAG: Why you gotta always try to be a comedian?
(I don't even know what this even means)

CAG: Fuck! I got freedom of speech! You can't tell me what I can't say!

Followed by lots more random cursing. Everyone moves down to the register.

V: You don't have freedom to curse in my establishment.

CAG: You want to take this outside?!?!

V: Yeah, sure just let me call the cops first.

White trash people finally grab their food and leave. WTL looks embarrassed, but also looks like she's used to this kind of behaviour from CAG. I'm sure this kind of thing happens all the time.

The other day this lady asked me for salt & pepper on her sandwich but she didn't want it from the mixed salt & pepper shaker, she wanted it SEPARATED. WTF?
Like that makes any sense.