of snogs, snacks and other stories

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See, that’s what the app is perfect for.

Sounds perfect Wahhhh, I don’t wanna

hi hello! call me lines, or snog

you can find all the fic I’ve written on my ao3 as lineslines or on my tumblr:

#writing doctor and detective for Sherlock Holmes (Granada/acd) Masterpost for overview HERE

#inefficable for good omens / #inufic for Inuyasha

click here for my fic recs or here for my tbr or here for things I want to write in the future

currently mostly into: granada holmes and any and all Holmeses and Watsons (except BBC scusi)

you’ll also find: good omens, iwtv, murderbot, fallout, doctor who, Inuyasha, welcome to nightvale, magnus archives, witch hat atelier, jujutsu no kaisen

I don’t believe in dni bc I think it’s useless but fyi I am one of those leftist queer feminists who’s all about love and joy but also deeply anti censorship, anti terf, anti genocide&imperialism and anti patriarchy so if you have a problem with any of that you probably won’t have a good time here and: kindly fuck off

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goatsandgangsters
sleepynegress

Okay... so this is right up my alley.

More weird whimsy and quirk in the romance genre... and more jaded suffer-no-fools women, instead of the creepy age-gaps, please and thank you



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I WILL WATCH THE FUCK OUT OF THIS! Monster romance books prepared me for thiissss!

wait omg I only saw the poster and thought it was some kinda horror thing ndndjdjdj omg I wanna watch this
gaylilsherlock
gaylilsherlock

there’s something so perfect, so delicious to me about desperate, immediate, unhinged devotion to the other

(see: holmes/watson [the OGs] mulder/scully, derek/garcia, yohan/gaon, seok/deokhee, hiromasa/semei, I could go on)

and I’ll never, never, never get tired of it as a trope

we just met and I’d die for you I’d kill for you I’d cover up your crimes you’ll cover up mine let’s run away together let’s suss out and destroy the corruption that brought us together let’s solve crimes let’s commit crimes let’s drink together let’s sleep next to each other let me cry at your bedside I’ll let you brush my hair I love you so much but I’ll never say it I know you love me and I want you to say it to me too but it’s okay if you don’t because I see it in your eyes when you think I’m not paying attention I’ll put a bullet an arrow a knife into anyone who harms you because you are my god-given solace my conductor of light my touchstone my everything the keeper of my soul and I don’t care if the world burns as long as I have you

the good good shit......
airandangels
jeanbean16

Pro-censorship wattpad refugees drama is so funny to me because when I started using ao3 as a kid I was a devout mormon and I thought that reading anything even remotely pornagraphic was a sin and would ruin my life. So when I was 13 and found ao3 I went "oh awesome I found a fanfic website with a filtering system so I won't ever randomly stumble into porn. This is great! I was really worried about seeing something I didn't want to see on the other platforms." I didn't read any smut online until like three years later. If a mormon 13 year old can figure out 'don't like don't read' wattpad users can too cmon you guys i believe in you.

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jewishdragon

On the discussion of book accurate depictions of Sherlock Holmes, one thing I really want is accurate Mycroft. In the books Sherlock is very… autistically coded. At least to me, an autistic person. And Sherlock basically states that Mycroft has more “severe” autism. Sherlock says his brother is more brilliant than he is but absolutely cannot function in society and hates social interaction so much he founded a society for the purpose of minimizing it as much as possible. In addition it’s implied he becomes overstimulated so easily he has to curate his environment to be devoid of disturbance and noise.

Give me the autistic brothers but one has it much much worse

Enough of this Mycroft as the more sociable of the two who is a powerful politician. This man would have a meltdown if he had to be that social!!!

geeoharee

Mycroft goes one (1) place and then goes home, at the same time every day, and does not talk to anyone if he can avoid it, and is really good with facts and figures. Given the state of mental health research in the late 1800s, Mycroft is possibly the most autistic a character could be. And he’s HAPPY - do you know how rare that is in fiction about autistic people? Sherlock is super clear about this: Mycroft does his Mycroft things, and has no desire to do any other things, and everyone is super grateful for him being himself and sorting out all their facts for them.

Obviously we only meet him in the stories when he’s been forced to Get Up And Go Do Something because of circumstances (that’s how adventure stories work, after all) but the majority of the time, Mycroft is having a great time looking out the window and not talking to anyone. Good for him, I say

bemusedlybespectacled

I think the main thing that gets loss on adapters is that Mycroft “is the British government,” NOT in the sense of being a masterful politician with tons of secret influence and manipulation, but in the sense of, like, being a government database or supercomputer.

The conclusions of every department are passed to him, and he is the central exchange, the clearinghouse, which makes out the balance. All other men are specialists, but his specialism is omniscience. We will suppose that a minister needs information as to a point which involves the Navy, India, Canada and the bimetallic question; he could get his separate advices from various departments upon each, but only Mycroft can focus them all, and say offhand how each factor would affect the other. They began by using him as a short-cut, a convenience; now he has made himself an essential. In that great brain of his everything is pigeon-holed and can be handed out in an instant.