Hey stupidheads of Waluigi academy!

Waluigi is Waluigi, your new
principal. Give everything you own to Waluigi or suffer Waluigi's wrath!
FROM NOW ON, YOU MUST ALL WEAR PURPLE!

Though Waluigi came across two problems that Waluigi wants to know the answers to:

WHO IS SILVER AND WHY SHOULD WALUIGI CARE!?

Whatever. This is Wario's fault that Waluigi has to share a room with a shiny rock. NEXT QUESTION!


WHY AREN'T YOU KISSING WALUIGI'S SHOES YET?

Come out, come out wherever you are, Luigi! You're the new Waluigi academy jester! Now dance for Waluigi! DANCE!

Hey dudes!

Who's up for a camping trip? I got the arena booked on friday and I've got a nice campground programmed in. Gotta be nicer than camping in the cold at this time of year, huh? Anyone game?

[For one reason or another, Nabooru has audio feed on her. In fact, anyone else may find this strange - considering she usually uses video. But the reason she is will come shortly. Because she's about to be very loud.

For the sake of one person.]

Lash! Obtain us some steeds! We depart at dawn!

[Never mind that it's like four o'clock in the morning. Or something like that.]

[Private to Riwane]
Hey! Been meaning to ask you, but would you be interested in coming to the Fire Dojo with me? They've been helping me train and I'm sure they'd take someone like you in since I have been talking about you.

Just gonna warn you tho, it's no cake walk!

And I think I owe you at least one hunting session too. Name the time and place. I sorta need the practice myself.

[Public]
I've always loved how fall slowly changes the leaves colors, although I can understand how it's less fun for the grass-types. But there's still the greenhouse to enjoy flowers and plants in bloom, regardless.

Anyone wanna come do a bit of stargazing this weekend? Know a really nice place away from the school where the lights make it much easier to few the celestial dots. Plus I found a telescope in the student equipment. We can camp out for the night too, I'll provide heat and fire if we need it.

Hi everyone! My name is Rover, and I’ll be your new New Student Orientation and Tour Guide and Field Trip Organizer! Mya ha ha howr! What a mouthful, am I right?

First things first, I’m really glad to be here in Smash Academy! So far those big handy guys have been really friendly and helpful, and I hope I be the same way to all of you students- and teachers as well!

Now, is the time and date 7:42 PM, October 13th, 2011? I travel around so much I don’t know when I am about half the time! Mya ha ha howr! Get it? When I am!

But seriously, what day is it?

U-Um so... Now that Halloween's coming up... I guess people are going to be doing... Halloween things... I-I hope nobody's going to do anything scary this time...

If anyone wants to see me on Halloween, I'm going to be hiding in my dorm room. I-I don't want anyone jumping out at me in the halls...

But even though it's probably going to be a scary month, the trees are still really pretty! You know, since they're all red and orange and... yeah...

Oh! By the way! I was planning on baking some fall-themed treats, so if anybody wants some, feel free to stop by the kitchen! J-Just make sure to leave some for everyone else, please... If that's okay with you...

Did anyone else notice how totally freezing it is outside, now? I guess the weather finally decided that it's fall. Time to bring out all my winter clothes and stuff.

And since it just started being October, soon I'm gonna have to decide what to be for Halloween. It's super early to be deciding, I know. Have any of you started thinking about it?

[Oh, look. It's a little girl with long, purple hair. Isn't she precious?]

Hello! I have a question for everyone. What is your favorite kind of candy?

I have returned. I apologize for my sudden and extended absence. During the vacation we went on a few weeks prior, something strange happened. I awoke in Tellius with no signs of being... displaced by anyone. While I planned to remain in Serenes to continue functioning my regular duties, it was suggested to me by my king to return. This became my decision as well.

Again, I will be resuming my duties in detention. My new room is TD-36. And... to the student body: expect any backlogged issues of punishment to be arranged swiftly.

S-So, uh, I guess I haven't been saying anything here lately... Or even leaving my room, for that matter... [He trails off. Did anyone even notice that he was gone? The only times he left his room was for short walks or small errands. After so many encounters at this school, leaving his room seemed kind of dangerous!] Was there some sort of vacation that I missed? For a while, the whole school was empty! It was kind of creepy... I was lonely...

But a-anyway! Does anyone know what the loud music was about...? People keep saying something about a party, but that much was obvious... I got stuck right in the middle of some sort of dance party in the hallway! I think I lost the books I was carrying...

U-Um, by the way, if anyone finds some cookbooks in the hallway, those are probably mine!