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[For one reason or another, Nabooru has audio feed on her. In fact, anyone else may find this strange - considering she usually uses video. But the reason she is will come shortly. Because she's about to be very loud.

For the sake of one person.]

Lash! Obtain us some steeds! We depart at dawn!

[Never mind that it's like four o'clock in the morning. Or something like that.]

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[We're sorry, Lash currently isn't in her room. But thankfully she's set up her phone to ring whenever she gets messages on the network! She she rolls over...falls off (wait, wasn't her bed longer?) and grabs it with one hand, opening it.]

[What is this sound byte. She types a reply back.]

YOU HAVE A TEXT REPLY FROM WUNDERKIND
> What the duck do you mean?

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[WHAT. LASH.]

I said steeds. Not ducks. Can't you hear?

> No that's auto-car making all the words dumb.

> I meant what the duck do you mean we depart at dawn?

[WAT. WAT WAT. WAT.

Lash, you're very confusing.]

I have a trip to make. A long trip. I want you to come with me. I need your help.

> Hmmm...it is the weekend. Sure I'll come along.

> Why do you need my naked anyway?
> MY HELP. DUCK THIS AUTOCORRECT.

[Oh. Autocorrect. Nabooru gets it now.]

I need to go to the Desert Colossus. I require a distraction in order to infiltrate. There's no one better at diversion than you.

[She pauses.]

Besides. I'm sure you'd love a vacation. You can take in the sun and get yourself a nice tan.

> I don't do pans, but I am really good at causing diversions!
> TANS. I butch easily.
> BURN easily.

> I don't know how to ride a horse tho. Can we take one of my vehicles instead?

[Pans. Butch. This is gold.

And what do they even teach people nowadays?]

...You want to take a vehicle. While I'm trying to be inconspicuous. Seriously?

[Claus finally stirs, looking over at Lash with confused and bloodshot eyes, currently entering the phase of intoxication where one is both drunk and hungover. What was going on.]

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[[Cyrus had been sound asleep, but as always left his computer on in case he recieved an urgent message.

At the first exclaimation, he started to awaken, but the final word was what truly caught his attention]]

"Dawn!"

[[And so it came to pass that Cyrus made an emergency 4 am call to the Galactic base and did not return to sleep]]

[This guy is crazy. But Nabooru probably knew this to begin with. So she cocks an eyebrow.]

Yeah. You know.
When the sun begins to rise.

[[The...reverse audio was on? And she had heard him exclaim it as he dashed into the room...and probably some of the phone call as well. Nothing of intense security had been discussed, just his inquiry if there had been any movement from That Trainer.]]

"I am well aware of this. Yet your missive, being quite loud, had the ill effect of awakening me. I do not appreciate this."

I hear drinking solves this problem. If you'd been at that tavern party, you probably would have slept through it all.

[Why no. She doesn't understand how feed works sometimes. ~~OR MAYBE HER PLAYER IS AN IDIOT.~~]

"I do not consume alcohol."

[[And even if he did he hadn't heard about any party anyway]]

"It dulls the senses and the mind."

Which is exactly why someone should indulge in it every now and then.

[Such a stick in the mud.]

[[He's not going to listen to you, Nabs. He's turning off the reverse feed now and going to try to go back to sleep. He will fail in the latter.]]

PIPE DOWN I'M TRYING TO SLEEP.

[Whyyyy did she leave her laptop on.]

[Nabooru blinks.]

Why is your computer even on? Don't little kids need to sleep?

I'm not a little kid. I'm 18! Sheesh.

[She folds her arms over her chest. People these days. NO MANNERS. ~~She's one to talk.~~]

Hey, hey. Eighteen is still a child in the eyes of the world. You're still a kid.

A child in the eyes of the world, huh?

Then have the world tell me that right to my face. Right now.

I'm pretty sure it would if it wasn't busy doing more important things.

You can't be sure if you don't even have any proof!

If you demand to see proof for everything in the world, you're going to find yourself disappointed for ninety percent of the time.

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