for everyone asking me "what do we do??!??!"

• The Care We Dream Of: Liberatory and Transformative Approaches to LGBTQ+ Health by Zena Sharman
• Mutual Aid: Building Solidarity During This Crisis (And the Next) by Dean Spade
• Cop Watch 101 - Training Guide
• The Do-It Yourself Occupation Guide
• DIY HRT Wiki 
• The Innocence Project - helps take inmates off of death row
• Food Not Bombs 
• Transfeminine Science - collection of articles and data about transfem HRT
• Anti-Doxxing Guide for Activists
• Mass Defense Program - National Lawyers Guild
• How to be part of a CERT (Community Emergency Response Team)
• Understanding and Advocating for Self Managed Abortion
• The Basics of Organizing
• Building Online Power
• Build Your Own Solidarity Network
• Organizing 101
• How to Start a Non-Hierarchical Direct Action Group
• A Short and Incomplete Guide for New Activists
• Eight Things You Can Do to Get Active
• Palestine Action Underground Manual
• How to Blow Up a Pipeline by Andreas Malm
• Spreadsheet of gynecologists that will tie your tubes without bothering you about it
• COVID Resource Guide
• Mask Bloc NJ (find one near you, these are international!)
• Long Covid Justice
• Donate to Palestinian campaigns (2, 3, 4)
• Donate to Congolese campaigns (2, 3) 
• Donate to Sudanese campaigns (2, 3)

Red sentences are true. Lies cannot walk on them.

Yellow sentences are electric. They will shock you.

Green sentences are alarms. If you read them, you will have to debate against me.

Orange sentences are orange-scented. They will make you smell delicious.

Blue sentences are filled with water. Swim through if you like, but if you smell like oranges the piranhas will debate you.

Also, if a blue sentence is next to a yellow one, the water will also electrocute you.

Purple sentences are slippery. You will slide to the next one. However, the slippery soap smells like lemons, which piranhas detest.

Purple and blue are safe.

Finally, pink sentences. They don't do anything. Read them all you like.

How was that? Understand?

man sometimes friendship really is just "I saw this and knew it would give you psychic damage. please respond with agony" and then they do. and it's great

"Don't you dare" <- normal. expected phrase

"Do not you dare" <- ???

in law school, my mom took me to this stress retreat because my family was vaguely aware i was a suicide risk. and they didnt allow phones, so i brought this huge bag of books. and one of the options for "destressing" was this fake cave grotto thing, where they'd decorated a room to make it look exactly like an underground cave and the air was like -10 degrees, but there was a like 4ft deep pool in the middle that was kept super super hot, so you would just switch between the hot and cold. and they would bring you an endless supply of this weird syrupy drink thing that was like super caffeinated and tasted like sugar and mint. and so i spent multiple days sitting half submerged in this fake grotto drinking mystery liquid and reading. and i have to be honest i really did feel less stressed

asked a student what their favorite animal was today and they said “a cheetah AND a sloth” and I said “wow smart, you’ve got both ends of the speed spectrum covered!” and they looked at me like I was the only sensible adult they’d ever spoken to

the desire to be a hot alt girl is so fundamentally human I'm surprised there isn't at least one epic poem about it

i call this one “using tumblr as a person of color”

might update with more images at some point

ALT

we DO grow old and happy. btw.

sexpervert dark sorceress is attempting to sexually manipulate me but I keep pointing out the rhetorical fallacies in her innuendo-laden attempts to convert me into a sex-crazed minion and shes gotten so angry she cant even get a hardon from hitting me anymore