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notalwaysright_feedI’m a courier, I pick up packages from customer service offices, and deliver it to their customers. We use an app that in part tells us when deliveries are ready for pick up, lately it’s server has been down for an hour or four over night, meaning deliveries set up over night aren’t being processed […]
notalwaysright_feedRead Holy Cannoli, That’s A New One
I work at an Italian restaurant. A small company is having an employee dinner at our place. There was one young woman excitedly rereading every word on the entire menu right up until it was her turn to order, when she asked:
Customer: "What kinda pasta is 'preemeeces'?"
notalwaysright_feedTwenty years ago, one of my wife’s sisters and her freshly-married husband, both fully Polish, did what many people from central Europe did back then: go to the US for several months to work and earn some extra money (at the time, doing a mundane job could earn one five times what one could make […]
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This Rec League is from Nicole in the SBTB Patreon Discord:
They’re looking for sapphic urban fantasy (not necessarily paranormal romance). They specified they’re looking for urban/big city settings with a mystery or noir vibe.
Amanda: I recommended the Kate Kane ( A | BN | K | G ) series by Alexis Hall.
Shana: I loved Even Though I Knew the End by C.L. Polk, ( A | BN | K | AB ) which is definitely noir.
Susan: Kate Kane and Even Though I Knew the End were my first thoughts too
Shana: Deadline by Stephanie Ahn ( A ) might work. Masc heroine, urban fantasy set in NYC.
Oh, and how could I forget The City We Became by NK Jemisin ( A | BN | K | AB ) where the boroughs of NYC are personified and need to learn to work together to fight the Big Bad. The Bronx is lesbian Lenape woman in her 60s and I adore her.
What books would you recommend? Leave them in the comments!
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alisxUpdate: Swapped out the ouzo for vodka, added a squeeze of that single fresh lime Mum gave me the other week, and . . . that’s a pretty good variation on a Moscow Mule, hey.
notalwaysright_feedRead Critical Miss
Caller: "Yeah, well... did you know the lady sitting next to me? During round two?"
Me: "Uh... no, I'm not sure I do?"
Caller: "She had a really nice a**!
Me: "Uh..."
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Customer: "But I wasn't charged extra last week."
Me: "The system doesn't allow us to ring it in cheaper."
Customer: "Well, they did it for me last week."
Me: "Oh, I'm so sorry that they did. Do you remember who it was so that I can look into that?"
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senmutnotalwaysright_feedRead You’s Gotta Be Kidding Me
Customer: "I can't remember either of those. Just look up my name. It’s Jane Smith."
Me: "It'd really be better if you could look up your email or phone number."
Customer: "Why? Just type in Jane Smith."
Me: "The customer database covers all of the US and Canada, ma'am."
notalwaysright_feedRead Time For Some Hex Education
Me: "Hey, [Coworker], do you have a set of hex keys?"
Coworker: "Uh… I'm not really into that stuff."
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