Sibylla Bostoniensis

Cute. Douglas Adams of blessed memory had nearly exactly this in Dirk Gently's Holistic Detective Agency. (starting on Pg 29 of Pocket Book edition: "...[he] assigned me to write a major piece of software for the Apple Macintosh. Financial spreadsheet, accounting, that sort of thing, powerful, easy to use, lots of graphics. I asked him exactly what he wanted in it, and he just said, 'Everything. I want the top piece of all-singing, all-dancing business software for that machine.' And being of a slightly whimsical turn of mind I took him literally. [...] So I sat down and wrote a program that'll take those numbers and do what you like with them. [...] But the silliest feature of all was that if you wanted your company accounts represented as a piece of music, it could do that as well. Well, I thought it was silly. The corporate world went banannas over it [....] The yearly accounts of most British companies emerged sounding like the Death March from Saul, but in Japan they went for it like a pack of rats. It produced lots of cheery company anthems that started well, but if you were going to criticize you'd probably say that they tended to get a bit loud and squeaky at the end.")

Ah, Douglas Adams. I still miss him.