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PUMPKIN PUDDING PIE w/ORANGE ZEST & CARDAMOM WHIPPED CREAM (makes -3 pies)

• 2 ½ cups sugar
• 15oz can pumpkin puree
• 2 eggs
• ½ tsp baking soda
• 2 cups flour
• 2 tsp baking powder
• ½ tsp ground cinnamon
• ¼ tsp vanilla
• pinch of salt
• 2 ½ cups milk
• 4 TBSP butter (melted)
• 1 orange
• 1 tsp powdered sugar

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• 1cup heavy cream
• 2 TBSP powdered sugar
• 1 tsp cardamom
• pinch nutmeg

pumpkin pudding pie w/orange zest:

• preheat the oven to 325°
• prepare the pie crust

(that’s another recipe’s job - either find a scratch recipe or buy a pre-made dough or graham cracker crust)

• blend 2 ½ cups sugar, pumpkin puree, eggs, and baking soda in a large mixing bowl

(if using a mixer, blend with a paddle attachment)

• add the flour, baking powder, cinnamon, vanilla, and salt; blend until well mixed
• add the milk and melted butter, whisk until well mixed

(if using a mixer, blend with the whisk attachment)

• pour your batter into the crust, filling right up to the edge

(the mix will be more likquid than solid, but it will rise/ solidify in the oven)

• bake at 325°F for 55 minutes
• remove from the oven and let it cool
• top with sifted powdered sugar
• zest an orange over the top of the pie

(microplane if possible but regular zester is fine; have found that the most aesthetically pleasing version is to peel the orange and then finely dice the peel but that’s a hassle!)

whipped cream:

• put your metal mixing bowl and whisk in the freezer for at least 15 minutes
• whisk powdered sugar, cardamom, and nutmeg together in bowl
• add heavy cream; whisk until stiff peaks start forming

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3. “I knew it was time to get a divorce when he wouldn’t come outside to look at my tomatoes. i had busted my ass to create an amazing yard with a side garden, and when my tomatoes finally appeared, he wouldn’t come look. it was

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In psychology, things like this are called "emotional bids” or a “bid for connection”. It’s when you ask your partner to come see something, sigh loudly, or basically any subtle gesture or clue that you’re seeking to connect with them in some way.

You have to notice and heed these invitations; respond to then kindly. Not every single one, but most of them! That’s the basis for building trust and emotional connection.

I bet the tomatos made her realize that this was the latest in a long line of ignored or rejected bids

when i was getting trained as a welder the guys started playing sneaky grabass with each other and with me. i almost hit a few people while holding dangerous tools in my hand because they wouldn’t stop grabbing me from behind, then laughing that i ‘almost’ hit them, so i finally had to go to the instructor and say, look, i’ve had years and years of self defense training due the fact i’m a very small weirdo who is in legitimate danger of getting hatecrimed and at some point one of these guys is going to goose me again and im going to bury a wrench in his eye. get them to stop grabbing me, because i don’t want to get kicked out for hitting people.

the next day i ended up punching someone in the face with a doughnut in my fist because she thought i was being a big fucking buzzkill who tattled to teacher about a harmless game, and, guess what, grabbed my butt. i got icing all over her hair. she complained to teacher...who let everyone know that this was why they weren’t supposed to be playing grabass in the fucking shop.

anyway don’t fucking sneak up on twitchy little queers with hypervigilance, it fucking sucks and you’re lucky if you get a doughnut to a face instead of a hammer.

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