monty trying to shoot his shot with the daycare attendant
- the daycare attendant is much taller than the band in this
- moon jumped/flew down to see what the disturbance is
- moon is holding a semi destroyed monty plush
- monty is leaning on a golf club
- they’re in the daycare (which does not have a golf course)
monty: so yer a freak, huh? i’m inta that~
it's good for your mental health to have mutuals who are wildly horny about kinks which do nothing at all for you
this is both as in. sometimes you will realise that actually these kinks do do something for you and that can be very eye-opening and liberating
and also as in. sometimes you will hear someone decry these kinks as indicative of moral failing, and being friends with people like this makes you immune to that sort of knee-jerk outrage
Also primes you for awareness that there are a lot of people who like a lot of things you don’t like or even that make you uncomfortable, and that is okay, has nothing to do with their character, and is also none of your business.
It’s always good practice. Remember that minding your own business costs $0 and has numerous health benefits.
“Having freaky friends to immunise you against moral panic” is a take so good I can’t believe I don’t hear it more often.
"I have been attending the Devil's sacrament with you perverts for three weeks straight and you haven't awakened a fucking thing in me."
The Chinese shoe manufacturer decided to demonstrate the indestructibility of their shoes
And also the indestructibility of that woman's ankles
there is a surprising amount of research on the effects of music on plant growth and I find this subtle diss of country music to be absolutely hilarious
if i play the first 3 all at the same time do i get a super plant?
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“I’d kill for you. Please ask me to kill for you.” “No.” Is a top tier ship dynamic no I do not take criticism
The idea of a person being capable of incredibly immoral acts but held in check but their love of their partner sends me every time
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