I had this bizarre dream last night.
It starts with Matt and I coming home from some long trip and just getting in from the airport. After getting settled, I call Josh, and we exchange the standard "I missed you, glad you are back" fare. After I get done, suddenly, Matt and I realize we have to go back to the airport and go back to where we came from for another week or so.
We take Adam with us and go to the airport, and we have a few hours before our flight, so we spend some time walking around the massive shopping center that has sort of MERGED with the airport.
While we are eating Chinese in the food court, it dawns on me that Josh was expecting me to be back and I was supposed to see him sometime this week, but now I'll be gone and he won't even know where I am. I feel really guilty, and start to explain why I suddenly don't won't to go on the trip. Time passes, and we all don't want to be on the trip, but unfortunately, none of us has a way of contacting our ride, and we don't have money enough for a hotel.. so we were stuck there until a week later, when everyone was expecting us back. (Dream logic is weird)
So times passes, we all split up and spend time wandering around, being homeless in the disgustingly huge shopping center.
Suddenly we have an idea- we'll get on a plane and HIJACK it in order to get home... so we gather our things and get ready to go.
I decide I want a manga to read on the flight, so I stop in some bookstore and get ever-so-obviously hit on by the guy at the counter (once again, this part is what makes it so dreamlike- I'd never get hit on in real life), and I peruse the manga, but they only have Chobits and awful Dragonball manga, so I quickly grab some random thing and go.
Wel, oddly enough, the plane we are about to "commandeer" just happens to have Josh on it, looking for me. While we are getting on the plane, everyone gets separated, and this weird guy shows up.
He summons some big black beast thing that covers everything in snow, and starts attacking people. Matthew and I, as luck would have it, are like RIGHT NEXT TO the thing when it appears, so it goes after us. Meanwhile, for no real reason, Adam looks like Colin Farrel/Rondo Angelo, and he is in some prison cell about to get gang raped. He breaks free and runs out to get the black beast.
Meanwhile, Matt and I have transformed into children and are hiding in the snow from the beast. Adam shows up, turns into a kid, and we all fight the demon. Oh, did I mention Matt had turned into a girl by this point?
Anyway, right when things look bad, theb east dies, the snow vanishes, and we get on the plane. Josh helps us take over it, and better yet, he lands it in our front yard. And that was the end.
Meanwhile, in the wake world, we're under a Level 2 snow ADVISORY (which breaks down to something like a Level 1 snow warning). And I don't want to miss work, so my stupid ass is going to attempt it anyway... I never thought I'd be looking forward to allergy season...
bored
nervous