The application:
(The Obligatory)
Name: Joseph
Finbar Conlon.
Age: Eighteen years young.
Sex: If you insist.
Favourite piece of Canadian Currency, and WHY?: The toonie. It's a coin, but it ain't change. Plus, it looks cool aside from the ugly lady's mug.
Section ONE
Favourite band/group/artist?: (In no particular order than in what order I think of them, I suppose.) Jimi Hendrix, Herbie Hancock, Pink Floyd, Emerson Lake and Palmer, The Red Hot Chili Peppers, Queen, Django Reinhardt, Ella Fitzgerald.
Do you play instruments?: I wish. Actually, it is my own fault that I can't play any instruments. And one shouldn't wish for things that could've been if one were not so lazy.
What scene do you identify with the most: That scene in the Spongebob movie where
( SPOILER ALERT!!!Collapse )How X-treme are you in your scene: I hate that fucking "x-treme" word.
http://maddox.xmission.com/c.cgi?u…What 'scene' is your enemy?: The scene with my enemy in it.
Section TWO
Favourite books: The Watchmen by Alan Moore.
Favourite visual artists: What's a visual artist? Is that like a stripper?
Favourite style of dress: I don't wear dresses.
Section THREE
Are you pretentious? How much: Depends who you ask.
How cool are you?:
Tell us a story about how cool you are: I'm too cool for that.
Section FOUR
How many ratings communities have you joined: Uh, this one. I think I posted these pictures of chainsaws on a hot or not community once. I don't remember.
How many have rejected you, and why: Oh, communities never rejected me. Girls, on the other hand...
How badly do you want to fit in: Not terribly.
How badly do you NOT want to fit in: Not terribly.
Do you consider yourself an ironic person: No.
Do you know what irony is: It's iron with a Y.
Section FIVE
Okay. Need for validation. Write a 100 word max essay about yourself and why you want to join us. Please provide links to ratings communities that you have applied to as a joke. Extra points for making us laugh.
I should be in bed, but I'm not. I'm very, very sick, and I won't recover until the end of the break. Not fun. I'm going to a party at my boss's house tomorrow. My friends and I ate at Wendy's today. That was delicious, and it's cool, as long as you don't think about what goes into the food. My friend gave me a toonie. That was nice. Man, this sounds a lot like one of those lame Edge ads on the subway, where it always goes "I guess I'm on The Edge" at the end, and it asks, "NEED MORE!?" No, I don't fucking "need" more of your lame bullshit. Go jerk off.
Oh yes.. and please post those obligatory 3 photos for us to beat off to.
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