Black and Blue Ball
I have a new job. Well not really, because it's for fun, not funds, but I digress. In two weeks time I will be joining the Reverend Jimmie James as an announcer for the Foco Girls Gone Derby's second-to-last bout of the season, the Third Annual Black and Blue Ball.
But you aren't going to be at Fort Collins Rollerland Skater Center on Saturday, October 25th at 7:00PM to see me stammer, stutter, and stumble over my tongue. No, you're going to Fort Collins Rollerland Skater Center on Saturday, October 25th at 7:00PM to see the toughest, hottest wheeled women in Northern Colorado as the Death Row Dolls duke it out with the Chanel Cartel for sixty minutes of nonstop* excitement! So if you want to buy some tickets to see the bout at Fort Collins Rollerland Skater Center on Saturday, October 25th at 7:00PM for only ten dollars, come see me, and I'll catch you at Fort Collins Rollerland Skater Center on Saturday, October 25th at 7:00PM.
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* - excluding timeouts, halftime show, and a child wandering onto the track while chasing a balloon
But you aren't going to be at Fort Collins Rollerland Skater Center on Saturday, October 25th at 7:00PM to see me stammer, stutter, and stumble over my tongue. No, you're going to Fort Collins Rollerland Skater Center on Saturday, October 25th at 7:00PM to see the toughest, hottest wheeled women in Northern Colorado as the Death Row Dolls duke it out with the Chanel Cartel for sixty minutes of nonstop* excitement! So if you want to buy some tickets to see the bout at Fort Collins Rollerland Skater Center on Saturday, October 25th at 7:00PM for only ten dollars, come see me, and I'll catch you at Fort Collins Rollerland Skater Center on Saturday, October 25th at 7:00PM.
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* - excluding timeouts, halftime show, and a child wandering onto the track while chasing a balloon