If She Doesn't Scare You, No Evil Thing Will.

So apparently, Hollywood is rebooting Lethal Weapon now that a) it's over twenty years old, and b) everyone has discovered that Mel Gibson is a racist, anti-Semitic, homophobic, misogynistic, violently abusive fuckhead.

I, for one, am on board with this idea. May I offer a humble suggestion?



Because Glover can definitely do Riggs' "nothing left to live for" brand of recklessness and I just want to see JGL pull the "I'M TOO OLD FOR THIS SHIT" face. It would be hilarious. And oddly sexy. And for once, I wouldn't mind slashing this buddy cop movie.

Hollywood, get on this.