My Vapid Desires

Back at the LJ. Nothing all that exciting to report. Really fat now, though. Bout it.

Just because I love you guys...

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and of course, what would this post be without the remix:

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I won the "Prove Your Wit" contest on The Gilded Mouse website. Awesome. Check it out if ya get bored some day. Here's the link. http://thegildedmoose.blogspot.com/
It's the one with the picture of Tom, Katie and Oprah. Now, if you'll excuse me, I have an appointment with a pair of hair clippers and a dirty tattoo artist...

Nobody posts anymore:(

I feel like screaming. And I don't know why.

No, come to think of it, I lied. I do know why.

I cut all my hair off.

Me: Do you ever watch "Six Feet Under"? It's a really good show.

Carrie: No, I have a fifteen-month old. How about you?

Me: I have two of them.

Interesting phone call Saturday night. Or should I say Sunday morning? 2:03 AM to be precise. Three people on the other end. I guess the conversation went better than I expected. I was shaking the entire time.

I thought they quit caring months ago.

The marines called today.

Quite a discussion we had.

They're getting desperate.

Me: We have new neighbors. They have two teenagers. I hope they're nineteen year old twin boys. Who model.

Carrie: Yeahh...they won't be.

Me: I know.