Transformers The Movie (2007) is an awesome movie involving robots with car fetishes and oodles of eyecandy.
Also will be including fics from the other continuities as I find them and dredge up old memories of the shows (I was only 5 when they first came out in my defense!)
The fanfic is slowly rolling in so this will be updated as I get new links. All summaries are copy-pasted from the fic pages and are the property of their authors.
MovieVerse (2007 Movie)
Untitled. (Bumblebee/Ironhide, robot slash, NC-17) I will never look at rollercoasters the same way again. [One-shot]
A Boy and His Car. (Sam/Bumblebee, K+, Humor/Romance) [One-shot]
Car Wash. (Sam, Bumblebee, K+, Humor/Friendship) I giggled myself into a coughing fit. Makes car washes dirty somehow. [One-shot]
Learning Curve. (Sam, Bumblebee, Ratchet, Optimus, K+, Drama/General.) [WIP] The Autobots, warriors turned refugees, hide on earth in plain sight. Can they learn to get along with their new human neighbors, or will they ultimately be revealed by simple misunderstandings?
Memories. Does an Autobot dream? (Sam/Mikaela, Bumblebee. K+, Romance/Hurt/Comfort) [One-shot]
Shell Shocked. Takes place just after the battle at the end of the movie. (Sam, Bumblebee, K, Angst/Friendship) [One-shot]
InCARcerated. A funny story on why it is not a good idea to 'jack 'Bee. (Sam, Mikaela, Bumblebee, Optimus Prime, Ironhide, T, Humor/Adventure)
Human Interactions. A story about the pitfalls of friendships that don't fit the norm, of this planet or any other for that matter. Part I Optimus attempts to help Bumblebee figure out his human. (K+)
Little Brother. Just how did Optimus Prime and the other Autobots feel about leaving Bumblebee, the closest thing they have ever had to a little brother, behind? Protocol only goes so far, even for a commander. (K+, Family/Hurt/Comfort)
Tranquility? Not So Much. A tourist finds herself in the midst of some very strange locals. Sam and his Autobot friends find themselves in the midst of some very strange tourists. Optimus Prime and his Autobots may have met their match. (A crossover with author's original Sci-Fi story) (part
1,
2,
3,
4,
5) [PG-13], very funny and feature an intriguing original story backstory.
Untitled House/TF Crack!Fic Um. Crack!fic involving House MD. Humor. [T]
It Just Needs A Home. Remember the Mountain Dew Decepticon near the end of the movie? What happened to it? (Side note: finding lyrics for Camaro!Bee to communicate with is an adventure, man.) [K] Seriously cute y'all.
Waiting to Be Found. Ironhide is waiting for somebody. [K] Elements of G1 backstory in the movieverse. Very sweet!
Synthetic Ecstasy. Barricade/Bumblebee. [R]. OMG. Hot, sexy and yet sad in a way. A must read, even though it is robot slash.
Doors to Let Out Life. Optimus/Miles friendship. Miles winds up looking for a ride again. Can he rely on the kindness of strangers? [T] {General/Hurt/Comfort}
Not Alone. Damaged and unable to communicate with or even find his fellow Autobots, a lone survivor crashes to Earth and must locate Optimus and the others before a dangerous enemy arrives. Who can he trust, if he cannot tell friend from foe? [T] This is really well-done and the Autobot OC has an awesome alt-mode.
Stranded in the Dark. Optimus/Mikaela. What happens when humans and Autobots fall for each other? Meant to be just a drabble, turned into something huge. Mikaela and Optimus...some violence, death and lots of angst. [M] This definitely a rare pairing but well-written and believable. Although with some cliches in the beginning.
Night Drive. SamMikaelaBumblebee. Written from Bee's POV, this is a delicious bit of porn. The details and the use of music and the yumminess! [NC-17]
Mecha and Armors. Ronin Warriors/TF crossover. Hound is learning the lay of the road when he stops to help a human with directions. [PG-13]
Vegas or Bust Series. A collection of Will/Ironhide stories. [M]
Voyeurs. JazzBee, BarricadeFrenzy. The two Decepticons stumble upon a pair of Autobots but don't engage them in combat. No, they chose to watch. [M]
Carwash. JazzBee. Sequel to Voyeurs. Bumblebee lives up to his word on giving Jazz a wash. [M]
Dreams. Sequel to Voyeurs and Carwash. Jazz gets a little experimental. [M]
Welcome to Tranquillity. X-Files/TF Crossover. AU for X-Files.
Nice Car and
Hot Wheels. Knight Rider (1980)/TF 2007 Crossover. I remember Knight Rider from yonks ago. Funny and with a car race! [G]
"So basically, everybody's car can steal my girlfriend."
"Sam, that car could steal your car," Bumblebee pointed out, incredibly helpful creature that he was.
Accepting Defeat. Bee/Ironhide How Bee was recruited, also known as the fic where Bee's a stripper. [M]
You, You, You. SamBee. Sam finds out more than he wants to know about his car's past, and it takes an interesting turn... [M] Sequel to
Accepting Defeat.
Losing Control. Takes place right after Admitting Defeat, showing the last night of Bumblebee's life as a stripper. [BarricadeBee, sparktouching, and a little IronhideBee. HEY LOOK BLACKOUT'S IN THIS.] [M] Ohh Bee! Also some non-con in this.
Army Boys and Babes. Ironhide, Lennox Family. Ironhide enjoys everything about the Lennox's life... except for the baby. [K+]
Everything is Somebody's Squick. You'd think two teenagers with a hot car and a makeout spot would have something better to do than talk about lesbian porn. [PG]
Interfacing. Sam/Bumblebee, implied Sam/Mikaela and Mikaela/Bumblebee. Sam is shocked to learn that Mikaela has had an intimate encounter with his robotic car, and confronts Bumblebee about it. [R]
Alien. Defeating Megatron and defending Earth from the Decepticons is all well and good, and everyone’s enjoying the chance to relax a little. (Except maybe Ironhide.) It would all be perfect, maybe even idyllic, if only that was all that was out there…{Adventure/Action} [T]
Brainwaves. One of the best Sam-as-an-Autobot stories (Sambot). SamBee. Sam experiences a strange dream in which he shares his most intimate thoughts and feelings with Bumblebee, but is it really a dream? The reality that awaits him is one that no human has ever known: life as a giant robot. [M]
For Love of Music. Sgt. Epps goes looking for his iPod. [G] Sequel to Stick and Teddy Bear.
Teddy Bear. Bee is laid up and Jazz brings back a present. [G]
Stick. It was supposed to have been a simple drive through a few country roads to meet up with Jazz for some quality time together, before joining up with the rest of the Autobots for a two-week holiday. As luck would have it though, fate had other plans for the little yellow Camaro. [G] Jazz/Bee.
Friends. Jazz/Bee friendship, Ironhide, Ratchet. “They haven’t acted like this in a long time.” [PG]
...And Cry, ...And Live Series. Absolutely beautiful. Tissues would be handy. The links are in story order. [Will/Sarah, eventual Will/Ironhide/Ratchet]
And Cry Series
Turn and Cry. {Character Death}
Drink and Cry
Run and Cry
Sleep And Cry
Laugh And Cry
And Live Series
Wake Up And Live
Bleed and Live
Change and Live
Realize and Live
Live [NC-17]
Sparks. [2007 Movieverse] It started with a broken down truck, carried on with giant robots, got twisted up with some Allspark energy, and now the who thing's gone to the Pits. Alex's life has never been more complicated or out of her control...literally. I definitely recommend this story. [T, Action/Adventure/Drama]
Comfort Calling Late. The road to healing is long and winding, but is it traveled to late? Movieverse, ProwlJazz with more pairings to follow. crossover with 'Artemis Fowl' and 'The Fast and the Furious.' [K+, Angst/General] Another highly recommended story!
Format. [Movieverse] Bumblebee goes to the cliff to find a young sparkling, and remembers the incident that brought it into being [T, Angst/Tragedy]
More Than Meets The Eye. A Supernatural/TF 2007 Crossover. Dean and Sam's Impala is awesome, especially after a little incident with the Cube. [M, Some Wincest]
Seven Days. [WIP] Bumblebee is the resident pleasurebot of the Autobots. Porn with Plot. I love this series so very much. Hot, and with plot to boot! Bee/Everyone, Bee/Sam [M]
Monday: Prime Time ,
Tuesday: Iron Ride,
Wednesday: Doctor Love,
Thursday: Horizontal Jazz,
Friday: Scream Queen [noncon Starscream/Bee, plz be warned),
Friday Evening: Special Handling,
Saturday: Human Touch,
Saturday Evening: Safety DanceHarder, Better, Faster, Stronger 1-8/?, [Prowl/Jazz, Ironhide/Ratchet/Lennox, Sam/Bumblebee, T-MA]
Summary: How do you define "human"?
Ch.1,
Ch. 2,
Ch. 3,
Ch. 4,
Ch. 5,
Ch. 6,
Ch. 7,
Ch. 7.5 [MA],
Ch. 8Kites Should Stay Away From Power Lines. Cracky PWP. Ironhide/Ratchet, T, implied bot/bot slash]
Guidance. Ironhide remembers a time before Mission City where it was also a time before Jazz had Bee. [Ironhide/Jazz, Ironhide/Jazz/Bee, Jazz/Bee, Ironhide/Ratchet, MA] Threesome, some voyeurism.
Thanks. Sequel to
Guidance. Ironhide is not happy without his cannons. Jazz and Bee cheer him up. [Jazz/Bee, Ironhide/Ratchet, Ironhide/Jazz/Bee/Ratchet, MA].
Firsts. A really interesting look at what if TFs and humans were really compatible?
First Time For Everything,
A Second to Dream, Darwin's Threesome [Sam/Bee/Mikaela, Will/Ironhide/Sarah, MA]
Tuneup.
"Paint scarred and chrome chipped by shrapnel from a hundred battles, he is the oldest of the Autobots. His right hip is a mass of bypasses and temporary solutions, his power core and timing system are irregular, and his idle is set way too high, but his optics are the sharpest on Cybertron, and his cannon arm is as steady as ever." By one of my favorite writers. A bit of Mikaela/Ironhide flirting. [K+]
A Form of Recreation.
undressing in public - "doctor's orders" [Mikaela/Ratchet, K+]
G1/G2 Verse (1985-1987 Cartoons)
Uniformity. G1. The law is a harsh mistress. (Prowl/Red Alert, PG-13, Humor, Handcuffs)
Juxtaposition. Transformers AU. She saved his life... and did not even know it. A series of unrelated events results in an earth-shattering meeting between species, cultures, and minds that is merely the beginning of so very much more. (Female OC/Autobot, T, General/Adventure) [T] I have read this at least three times already and absolutely adore it. Strong, smart-ass heroine and an equally wisecracky Autobot. Made me fall in love with the Twins.
On the Care and Feeding of Humans. Juxtaposition sidestory. [K+]
The Pocket Escapade. Crossover. Pokemon/G1 Transformers. Very cracky and funny. [K]
Ghost Jets. Crossover. ScoobyDoo, G1 Transformers. Equally cracky and a funny read. [K]
Family Ties. Warm and Fuzzy. A medical examination turns Hot Rod's world upside down.... Could Optimus Prime really be his father? [K]
Best Laid Plans. Or Revenge of the Nerds. When Megatron hatches a plan to divert the main Autobot forces from the Ark, it's up to a brains over brawn skeleton crew led by Ratchet and Red Alert to hold off a party of 'Con invaders. [K+]
Second Chances. [Gen1, post TF:TM] Killed in a surprise attack, they were the casualties of the Great War. However, a final prayer to Primus by one dying Autobot may have given them all a second chance. Very highly recommended. [T]
Running the Gauntlet. [Gen1 post 1986 movie, SC sequel] The war on Tarth is over and the journey home for Prowl, Ironhide, Ratchet, Wheeljack, Windcharger and Brawn has just begun. But will they survive long enough to see Cybertron again...? [T]
CSI:Ark. Oh no! Someone's murdered Bluestreak! Well, not really No problem, Jazz is on the case! Can he solve the Murder Mystery before Prowl forces him to attend staff meetings for the rest of the month? [T, Adventure/Humor] I read this in one sitting and laughed myself nearly sick. Very recommended!
Distraction. Beware a bored Jazz. Jazz/Prowl [T, Humor]
Prowl's Angels. When Prowl gets miffed, beware! [K+, Humor]
What You're Not Doing. Ironhide slowly comes around to the idea that indulging a much younger mech's crush may not be so bad. This is the result of a 'WTF!' prompt. Purely electromechanical beings; plug-n-play discussed. [Ironhide/Swoop, NC-17]
Down for Maintenance.
Ratchet fixes everyone, Wheeljack fixes Ratchet. I giggled at the computer terms meaning something other than what they were meant to say. A definite read.
“I added you to my first-tier permissions a long time ago,” he reminded him softly.
So cute. [Ratchet/Wheeljack, T, plug n play]
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