Fic
Okay, okay. Now, I have a list somewhere.... *digs around for it* Aha! I found it. SO! I believe it goes something like this:
-The conclusion to the "... and Live" ficlets.
-Will/Sarah/Ironhide go clubbing. (leather people! What's not to love?)
-Ratchet, Ironhide and Optimus get turned into humans for a day (Bumblebee stays a car... I wonder why?)
-Supernatural/TF crossover drabble (IMPALA Autobot! Or... something. Dean must meet Will or Sam... Witwicky. Not his brother Sam... Oh dear god.)
-Supernatural/TF crossover drabble (Something with Ironhide and John kicking demon ass... Or possibly Starscream's ass. Somebodies gonna get their ass kicked.)
-HouseMD/Ratchet crossver drabble
-I fear I also have a bunny about John McClane meeting Barricade and beating his ass... (What the hell? Pretending to be a cop? Die you motherfucker!) -Post Die Hard 4.0 because I never saw the first three but 4.0 was awesome.
... anyone else thinking of anything? Anything you wanna add to my list?
So, on to the story!(Sorry it took a while longer, I was having a bit too much fun battling Wingwyrm Maximus!)
Title: Realize and Live
Ficlets: ... and Cry 1-5, Wake up and Live, Bleed and Live, Change and Live
Rating: Teen
Disclaimer: I own nothing
And: I have more Hammertread in this because people said they didn't mind him and I needed a character who... well... was exactly what Hammertread was.
Will was a little surprised when Hammertread asked to talk to him the next time that he was in the Autobot's base.
"What's up Hammertread? Is something wrong?"
"You are acting... strange." Hammertread hunkered down to Will's level, his joints creaking and whirring. "Are you angry with Ratchet and Ironhide?"
"No! Of course not." Will denied vehemently. He wasn't angry with either one of them. He hadn't realised that he was acting like he was.
"You act like it." The slow Autobot shrugged his shoulders, "I am happy for Ironhide. It makes me... sad that you do not seem happy."
Will reached out and patted Hammertread's cheek, "Hammertread, I am happy for them." Hammertread was scary in a rottweiler-puppy way. No one wanted him to get too excited, and they certainly didn't want him getting mad at anyone.
He cocked his head to the side, "Why are you not happy for yourself? I do not understand." His blue optics stared at Will and the Ranger felt anger building in him. What did he have to be happy about.
"Why should I be happy Hammertread? Ratchet and Ironhide are together. Good for them."
"You are kind of dumb."
Will was gobsmacked. Here was this damaged Autobot telling him that he was kind of dumb. "What the hell do you know!" The man finally exploded. He'd been holding everything in for so long, that he just lost it. "WHAT THE HELL GIVES YOU THE RIGHT TO TELL ME THAT I'M DUMB! YOU SON-OF-A-BITCH!" Will flew at Hammertread with fury, slamming his fists into the protective chest plates in front of him. Hammertread just reached out and... cuddled him to his chest.
After a few minutes, Will's energy left him and he sagged into Hammertread's huge hands, letting the old Autobot lift him up.
"Ironhide and Ratchet love you Will." Will frowned, confused, wiping tears of anger and released frustration away, "They are waiting for you."
"What are you talking about Hammertread? They have each other."
"And they also want you." Hammertread shook his head, "I don't know how humans are, but when an Autobot declares his interest, he moves as close to the other as possible and starts to do everything with them." Hammertread smiled, showing the Autobots weird teeth, "Ironhide has loved you for a while. Now Ratchet loves you."
"Oh." Will closed his eyes, thinking back to the behaviour of the two Autobots that lived with him. "Oh Jesus... They... I..."
"You understand?"
"Yes. Thank you Hammertread." Will sighed. He decided that maybe he had been acting a little dumb.
"You may call me 'Tread if you wish Will." Will slipped from 'Tread's hands and landed on the floor lightly.
"Sure 'Tread. I have to go." he pointed over his shoulder at Ratchet and Ironhide across the complex and 'Tread nodded sagely.
"That would be a good idea."
So? How is it? Too much Hammertread?
Last part: Live
-The conclusion to the "... and Live" ficlets.
-Will/Sarah/Ironhide go clubbing. (leather people! What's not to love?)
-Ratchet, Ironhide and Optimus get turned into humans for a day (Bumblebee stays a car... I wonder why?)
-Supernatural/TF crossover drabble (IMPALA Autobot! Or... something. Dean must meet Will or Sam... Witwicky. Not his brother Sam... Oh dear god.)
-Supernatural/TF crossover drabble (Something with Ironhide and John kicking demon ass... Or possibly Starscream's ass. Somebodies gonna get their ass kicked.)
-HouseMD/Ratchet crossver drabble
-I fear I also have a bunny about John McClane meeting Barricade and beating his ass... (What the hell? Pretending to be a cop? Die you motherfucker!) -Post Die Hard 4.0 because I never saw the first three but 4.0 was awesome.
... anyone else thinking of anything? Anything you wanna add to my list?
So, on to the story!(Sorry it took a while longer, I was having a bit too much fun battling Wingwyrm Maximus!)
Title: Realize and Live
Ficlets: ... and Cry 1-5, Wake up and Live, Bleed and Live, Change and Live
Rating: Teen
Disclaimer: I own nothing
And: I have more Hammertread in this because people said they didn't mind him and I needed a character who... well... was exactly what Hammertread was.
Will was a little surprised when Hammertread asked to talk to him the next time that he was in the Autobot's base.
"What's up Hammertread? Is something wrong?"
"You are acting... strange." Hammertread hunkered down to Will's level, his joints creaking and whirring. "Are you angry with Ratchet and Ironhide?"
"No! Of course not." Will denied vehemently. He wasn't angry with either one of them. He hadn't realised that he was acting like he was.
"You act like it." The slow Autobot shrugged his shoulders, "I am happy for Ironhide. It makes me... sad that you do not seem happy."
Will reached out and patted Hammertread's cheek, "Hammertread, I am happy for them." Hammertread was scary in a rottweiler-puppy way. No one wanted him to get too excited, and they certainly didn't want him getting mad at anyone.
He cocked his head to the side, "Why are you not happy for yourself? I do not understand." His blue optics stared at Will and the Ranger felt anger building in him. What did he have to be happy about.
"Why should I be happy Hammertread? Ratchet and Ironhide are together. Good for them."
"You are kind of dumb."
Will was gobsmacked. Here was this damaged Autobot telling him that he was kind of dumb. "What the hell do you know!" The man finally exploded. He'd been holding everything in for so long, that he just lost it. "WHAT THE HELL GIVES YOU THE RIGHT TO TELL ME THAT I'M DUMB! YOU SON-OF-A-BITCH!" Will flew at Hammertread with fury, slamming his fists into the protective chest plates in front of him. Hammertread just reached out and... cuddled him to his chest.
After a few minutes, Will's energy left him and he sagged into Hammertread's huge hands, letting the old Autobot lift him up.
"Ironhide and Ratchet love you Will." Will frowned, confused, wiping tears of anger and released frustration away, "They are waiting for you."
"What are you talking about Hammertread? They have each other."
"And they also want you." Hammertread shook his head, "I don't know how humans are, but when an Autobot declares his interest, he moves as close to the other as possible and starts to do everything with them." Hammertread smiled, showing the Autobots weird teeth, "Ironhide has loved you for a while. Now Ratchet loves you."
"Oh." Will closed his eyes, thinking back to the behaviour of the two Autobots that lived with him. "Oh Jesus... They... I..."
"You understand?"
"Yes. Thank you Hammertread." Will sighed. He decided that maybe he had been acting a little dumb.
"You may call me 'Tread if you wish Will." Will slipped from 'Tread's hands and landed on the floor lightly.
"Sure 'Tread. I have to go." he pointed over his shoulder at Ratchet and Ironhide across the complex and 'Tread nodded sagely.
"That would be a good idea."
So? How is it? Too much Hammertread?
Last part: Live