Desperately Seeking Sindar

All I can say is that I'm really disappointed by the amount of T&A in this game (is there a female character with a portrait not wearing a thong? And why does Shania have to strip down EVERY SINGLE TIME she transforms?), but that I really, really love Frank, and have decided that, for now, this makes up for the incredible amount of fanservice. (That and the shirtless, muscular Natan.)

I want to master the ninja art of unlocking!

(And yes, azurefire, I know I owe you an interview still. I'm done with it; I'm just deciding how to post it.)