Five high school friends go on a camping trip and find a mysterious staircase in the woods. One of them climbs it and vanishes. Twenty years later, the staircase reappears, and they go to face it again.

I loved this premise and the cover. The staircase leading nowhere is spooky and beautiful, a weird melding of nature and civilization, so I was hoping for something that matched that vibe, like Annihilation or Revelator.

That was absolutely not what I got. The Staicase in the Woods is the misbegotten mutant child of It, King Sorrow, and Tumblr-speak. Every single character is insufferable. The teenagers are boring, and the adults are all the worst people you meet at parties. There are four men and one woman/nonbinary person, and she/they reads exactly like what MAGA thinks liberal women/trans people are like -- AuHD, blue hair, Tumblr-speak, angry, preachy, kinky sex etc. She/they says "My pronouns are she/them," then is only ever referred to as she and a woman. The staircase itself is barely in the story, where it leads is a letdown, and the ending combines the worst elements of being dumb and unresolved.

I got partway in and then skimmed because I was curious about the staircase and the vanished kid.

Angry spoilers for the whole book.



The staircase leads to a haunted house where every room shows a different horrible death. I'm not sure exactly what I wanted from "What's at the top of the staircase?" but it definitely was not "a completely unremarkable haunted house." The house also morally corrupts people. It turns out that Matty, the teenager who vanished without a trace, was probably morally corrupted by the house. He definitely changed his identity, moved to another town, and somehow went totally undetected for 20 years while also probably serially murdering women!

The remaining four vow to confront him. They go to his house and ring his doorbell. The end!

james: (Default)

From: [personal profile] james


This reminds me, for some reason, of a short story Ir ead many many years ago and it was awesome horror. In the future, automated things exist without apparent human interaction - outside of town (mnaybe over a wall) there is a highway filled with cars speeding past and you cannot see the other side of the highway there are so many lanes. This person has made a plan to cross the highway, one lane at a time (there are gaps if you wait for them) to find out what is on the other side.

It takes, I think, days to cross. They finally reach the other side when they are out of food and water and there's another wall. They climb over, and find a long row of skeletons and decomposing bodies sitting, leaning against a wall, looking out over an ocean. The end. I love it because, yes sometimes you *have* to know a thing, and explore, even if it's only to discover nothing, and then you die. And there's no way to send word backl to let others know - you know there's gonna be someone else come along, eventually.

No clue the title or author.
asakiyume: (nevermore)

From: [personal profile] asakiyume


Boring, Sidney, Boring, boring, boring, EXTERMINATE EXTERMINATE EXTERMINATE.
Edited Date: 2026-02-16 10:55 pm (UTC)
lucymonster: (Default)

From: [personal profile] lucymonster


Oh damn, that cover is very false advertising! I would have shared your expectations and been equally disappointed, so hey, thanks for saving me the wasted reading time.
ivy: Two strands of ivy against a red wall (Default)

From: [personal profile] ivy


Sometimes I wonder if the cover artists read the book and have regrets about doing too good of a job.
lebateleur: Ukiyo-e image of Japanese woman reading (TWIB)

From: [personal profile] lebateleur


I went through a period of reading every "creepy staircase in the woods" reddit thread I could find. It was absolutely time well spent...IOW, not at all like this book, judging from your review. Which, thanks for writing it: I now know to avoid something that sounds like it should be right up my alley but would have left me extremely irritated.
lokifan: black Converse against a black background (Default)

From: [personal profile] lokifan


Right??? I actually haven't read many of those threads but what I've seen has been good! The title would've totally called to me and then FEH.
oracne: turtle (Default)

From: [personal profile] oracne


NOPE. Thanks for the review.
minoanmiss: Minoan style drawing of the constellation Orion. (Orion)

From: [personal profile] minoanmiss


Something in the back of my head pings that Chuck Wendig is one of those professional assholes.
starlady: Raven on a MacBook (Default)

From: [personal profile] starlady


Wendig is marked "questionable" in my mind and this makes me think I have tagged him correctly.
sushiflop: (stock; waiting on a bright dawn)

From: [personal profile] sushiflop


Random staircase inthe woods leading somewhere mysterious and ominous reminds me of a series of Reddit horror stories that was actually pretty enjoyable... Search and Rescue Woods, I think?
aelfgyfu_mead: Shaun the Sheep with a book and Gromit (Shaun the Sheep)

From: [personal profile] aelfgyfu_mead


Egad. Thank you for ensuring that I waste no time on this book, because it sounded intriguing to me too.
dhampyresa: (Default)

From: [personal profile] dhampyresa


Well, that is HELLA disappointing.
.

Most Popular Tags

Powered by Dreamwidth Studios

Style Credit

Expand Cut Tags

No cut tags