adventures in travar
i'm unsure of the date; i suppose it doesn't matter terribly much, since my life was, until a week ago, entirely nomadic. this is the first entry of many in my journal-- i felt no need to keep a record, until i...happened to find a page from eugene's journal that he must have dropped. the truth must be voiced! and i am the one to voice it. apparently.
what eugene says is true: upon our arrival in the shining city of travar, eugene and i were all but abandoned. various excuses were provided, but i'm sure that all our compatriots could be found in any one of many brothels in the city. regardless, eugene and i were left to our own devices, and decided to immediately follow up our lead on a steady paycheck. this brought us to the Picky Palette, perhaps the most exquisite eatery outside of t'skrang territory. unfortunately, though the staff is extraordinarily well shapedfriendly, they are also supremely weak-kneed, so when a tiny dwarvish man stormed in (interrupting my fine meal) and announced that the "dawn" had gone down, our waitress (kathleen) dropped my fish soup. however! despite eugene's delusion, never did i dock kathleen's tip. this terrible distortion of the truth must be a subconscious reaction to eugene's obvious envy of my (far superior) wealth.
regardless of the tragedy of my lost meal (which was on the house!), a larger crisis had literally fallen upon the city: the large, flaming wreckage of the crimson dawn, which had built a new canal in the center of a residencial area. unfortunately the blaze was too large for us to really do anything about, but eugene and i were fortunate enough to be able to save a life from the wreck. after healing some of the scratches we suffered in the rescue (at the sanctum of garlen), eugene and i returned to the Picky Palette for some wonderful foodstuffs.
some amount of time afterwards (hours? a day? i don't remember), we went to interview for our new job, with Air Marshall Drimsby, who turned out to be the same diminuitive figure that announced the wreck of the dawn and indirectly caused the tragic loss of my soup (which i did not lap up from the floor!). the man, though a poor judge of timing, is apparently an excellent judge of character, as he hired eugene and myself on the spot: we were now air sailors. our job was to aid in the defense of the cargo fleet, which had been beseiged by "something" for about two weeks.
our first day of air sailing was preternaturally successful: though we didn't have the opportunity to guard an inbound ship just yet, we did locate the wreck of a ship that had the misfortune to lack our protection, and thus succumbed to the winged evil that plagued the skies. and here is eugene's second lie! lies, oh lies! the ship had gone down under the canopy of a calamus tree, whose sap is a sweet delicacy, but whose bark is covered in thorns (which is why many a lazy troubador has used it as a cliched metaphor for the blood elves). though there was a transfer of fluid between myself and the tree, it was not me consuming the sap, as eugene apparently hallucinated, but rather several ounces of my blood being spilled on the thorns while recovering the crew's bodies. we were actually able to save one life, a t'skrang who we later learned was named slilith, and recover two dwarven bodies for decent burial.
later that night eugene and i bonded with our shipmates, karl and yorlk, by participating in the "sport" of hull-jumping, which is apparently a contest to see who can dash their skulls against the ship's hull the most. jik'harra is one thing, but this hull-jumping is simply asinine. after that excersize is self-mutilation, we retired to the Broken Cutlass tavern, where a supernaturally large amount of alcohol was consumed, and i bested well over a dozen combatants (including trolls) in a marathon arm-wrestling tournament.
needless to say, i made much silver that night.
that week was spent training at the warriors' stronghold in travar. the training regimen is strictly confidential, but needless to say the sessions were plenitful and belligerent.
towards the end of the week we were sent out to escort a large freighter into port, and were almost immediately attacked by the aforementioned "things", which look like gargantuan tadpoles with wings and an insatiable bloodlust. floranuus save us, the things shot fire from their arms. fire! from their arms! during this combat Ren actually appeared, apparently recovered from his week-long binge. fierce combat ensued. hull-jumping actually demonstrated some use, as i tied a rope around myself and swung into one of the beasts, which had hidden underneath our ship. we managed to slay one creature, and the others dispersed, though our ship was quickly going to have a close meeting with the ground (and the thousands of denizens of travar walking upon it). karl and yorlk were able to keep the ship from crashing, but before that, when it seemed as though we would follow the lead of the crimson dawn, i took hold on eugene's unconscious body and lept out, protecting him from the fall.
once we had recovered, we learned that a kaer in the thunder mountains may contain the means of destroying the creatures and saving the city.
and now a note on my attire: i proudly admit that i am what most name-givers call "jungle" t'skrang. in reality, we are a niall just like any other, only located in the servos jungle, where the servos and galanga join. still we live underwater, but because we are deep in the beauty of the jungle, and wisely avoid the trappings of aropagoi politics, we are labeled "savage". i wear my k'tsuri (the "leater pants"), because that is all i need to wear. i feel no need to constrict myself with the artifice of "appropriate" behavior, but this does not mean i have no manners. i'm not, after all, an ork.
humbly submitted in the interest of accurate history,
kulrikhan ata'selas tukri g'nomsha