as if a verse (Posts tagged FAVE)

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See, that’s what the app is perfect for.

Sounds perfect Wahhhh, I don’t wanna
thepeacockshallstrut
prokopetz

Look, I understand that you're going through some shit, and you know I'll always support you, but I just had to fight your shadow-self in the kitchen. Yeah, I was getting breakfast and the enfleshed eidolon of your existential alienation was shooting, I don't know, some sort of beam.

prokopetz

It banished the Froot Loops to a far and sunless realm. I really wanted those.

froxictog

#also i recognise that the self that walks in darkness is not inherently any more true than the self that walks in the light#but i've gotta ask: is there something going on that i should know about#like#pronoun-wise?

FAVE DELIGHTFUL POST
media-sickos-international

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femmenietzsche answered:

Right, that’s pretty much what I’ve been saying.

fave historic
tisorridalamor
ot3

i think friendslop as a term is soooo fucking funny. ironically mildly derogatory term for something that's only good because you are just doing it to hang out with your friends. im not saying it's a misnomer or anything in fact i think we need to broaden the concept to apply to a lot of non video game stuff retroactively. bowling is highkey friendslop

ot3

other notable examples of friendslop:

  • bar trivia
  • pontoon boats
  • ouija boards
FAVE I DO LOVE USING SLOP AS AN AFFECTIONATE TERM ITS MY HEART
media-sickos-international
winonaparadise

i see a curved penis and i want to fix that shit. it's not that it's gross i just bet an hour in a bench vice would make that shit shoot straight. i wanna comically spin the handle and wrench it tight with the skill of a shop teacher that's been doing this for years. safety goggles on. heavy duty gloves. op! be careful of the clenching back there. that's how Ms. Paradise lost a pinky in college.

winonaparadise

Anon asks: "But the curve makes it better. We should be curving straight cocks instead."ALT

I suppose this exposes my ignorance and inexperience. I suggest we normalize the use of the penis vice so that we can curve and straighten cocks to our own unique tastes. They can be 3D printed with an aposable skeleton so that they can be curved. I have included a mockup down below.

a mockup of a grip that can curveALT
transhumanisticpanspermia

op i regret to inform you that the curve is so inherent that it persists even when you flip it inside out, turn it into a vagina, and stick a ramrod straight dilator into it for 30 minutes 4 times per day for several months.

image

(they don't usually give you an MRI 4 months after bottom surgery, i just happened to need one for unrelated reasons)

winonaparadise

girl why is your pussy trying to take me on the road less traveled. fucking that thing i hear google maps say "exit left." trying to hit your spot but your pussy said that's not part of the guided tour. your shit is so twisted the people's joker took it to her doctor saying "like this please." I KNOW she WILL be comin around the mountain when she comes! i always wanted a girl who turned heads, but this is ridiculous!!!

THIS POST MASTERFUL HISTORIC IT'S IMPACTFUL ARTOWRK. TO ME FAVE
kanashimibeast

Anonymous asked:

Who made the biggest sword ever?

facts-i-just-made-up answered:

“Biggest” can mean a few things:

  • The heaviest sword of all time is the 468lb “Le Glaive Chungeuse” of King Louis LXIX, so heavy nobody could wield it.
  • The longest sword ever made was the Gobai-nodachi, or “quintuple length longsword” forged by Masayoshi Johnson for a ceremony said to have resulted in the deaths of everyone present.
  • The thickest sword, three feet thick but only six inches long, was the Hungarian Chodesaber, which was used mostly for flattening dough.
  • The widest sword is currently the Grand Coronation Stub of King Charles, ruler of England as of March 2024. Shaped like a shallow isosceles triangle, its tip is almost 165 degrees.
  • The most expensive sword ever forged was the Diamond Sprinklesword of Muffy von Fitzwiggle-Plumnugget, which a rich Californian gave to his chihuahua for its third birthday. It could have paid to feed 30 billion people for five lifetimes.
  • The “biggest” sword in terms of fame and notoriety is the Sword of Damocles, which metaphorically hangs over the head of those with power as a reminder to be responsible lest they grow greedy or despotic. It has not been seen since around November of 2016.
  • Though not “big” per se, the sharpest sword of all time is currently being constructed at the Large Hadron Collider at CERN, and will be exactly one hydrogen ion thick at its point. It will be used exclusively to get the gunk out from the fingernails of the intern who is forging it. And God knows Harold needs it, just look at them on his facebook they’re fucking disgusting.
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