.....i miss volo....i need to see volo....im going to make it everyone's problem if i dont see volo...
now picture the character powerless and afraid and losing all hope
kind of embarrasing when your life is actually going pretty well but you still have mental health problems. it's like when you drink water but still have a headache like what the hell. you're telling me this isn't because of the Situations i'm actually just like this. i want a refund.
Fictional country: average fantasy
Fictional small town in the middle of nowhere in real country: par for the course in any genre
Fictional major city in real country: standard fair, but it's usually clearly based on a real city
Fictional suburb of real major city in real country: strange but I can see the application
Real major city in fictional country: Chicago can be anywhere you dream of
My pet milkfly
I think im becoming a milkfly
Im starting to feel just like a milkfly
not to make a vent post here but like id understand if it was halo top or friendlys but if im bringing you hagen daaz or ben and jerrys and you still complain about how my basement isnt ventilated well or your chain is too tight then you just sound ungrateful. sorry
oh hey, look at this craigslist apartment scam that accidentally forgot to run its vary-the-text-a-little script before pasting in the description
I thought this was litmag poetry for a second.
You're the third person in the notes to say this is like poetry and re-reading it I agree!! The kind of synonymous parallelism that it's structured around has a long history in lots of poetry traditions, like biblical Hebrew. But the stiltedness (what are "bright panes" and "sunny openings" other than a forced replacement for "large windows"?) and the overuse of the parallelisms here just make the advertising language feel super hollow. It's this array of utopian homes that are described with a bunch of interchangeable virtues because they don't exist. It's kind of amazing.
"magic isnt real" ok lol so explain how that djinn from chicago and some unnamed second party were able to close the sandstorm portal in time
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oh those are my tags! im kinda getting beaten up by something rn but hes one of my ghost boyfriends, oceans of time is my tag for our relationship. it comes from the bram stoker's dracula quote "i have crossed oceans of time to find you". hes 103 years older. sorry for any confusion
ohh okay
I’m just going to point out that Bram Stoker didn’t write that line in Dracula. I know the movie by Francis Ford Coppola is called Bram Stoker’s Dracula, but it wasn’t a line that was in the book itself.
This fact is obviously the most important thing to point out in this entire post and there’s absolutely nothing else that warrants talking about btw.
OK im running defense for the person with the ghost boyfriend theyre saying its a line from the movie and it is. i think a ghostfucker would know a thing or two about differentiating draculas
Anonymous asked:
My straight coworker who I am deeply in love with invited me to a Friendsgiving what kind of dessert can I make to convince her to leave her boyfriend of 9 years and run away with me
bettedavisgf answered:
there’s no hope girl but make a cheesecake
