Profile for rl_dane
About rl_dane
Fields
- Check out my blog! :D
- https://rldane.space
- My scripts
- https://codeberg.org/rldane/scripts
- Pronouns
- he/him/my good fellow
- Politics
- justice and mercy
- Faith
- Christian, but not the angry, cringey, tragically hilariously oblivious kind
- My alts:
- @rl_dane (former alt account, now migrated here), @rl_dane (BSD.Cafe #snac server), @rl_dane (Pixelfed), @RL_Dane (bookwyrm)
- Mood
- Snarky, but kind
Bio
My blog: https://rldane.space/
My scripts: https://codeberg.org/rldane/scripts
#Fediversian since late 2018, full-time #fediholic since early 2022.
First-wave #twexodee.
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Imported profile from fosstodon:
Involuntary time-traveler, recipient of offensive grace. Quasi-technical Linux and FOSS enthusiast. Armchair privacy advocate
Profile pic is my own, copyright me.
Header image courtesy of NASA: https://unsplash.com/photos/Q1p7bh3SHj8
My #interests:
#StarWars
#StarTrek
#Linux
#UNIX
#Bible
#Christianity
#Jesus
#AmateurRadio
#Bash
#Dallas
#Writing
#Poetry
#Space
#KSP
#Tea
#FountainPens
#Journaling
#TabletopRPG
#RetroComputing
#ClassicMac
#uxn
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jump to recentA switch just clicked in my brain last night.
I'm a writer.
Not "I'd like to be."
Not "I will be."
Not "Someday."
I'm a writer.
cc: @amin
Parphrasing some conversations/emotions on #Fedi the last few days, for clarity:
> "Ah, I see. Someone failed your arbitrary purity test, and now you are angry and want to hurt them with your words."
"No. I'm angry that greedy corporations have executed one PsyOp after another to make a morally clear issue murky and allow abuses to continue, and I will use what seems on the surface to be ridiculous-sounding exaggerated syllogisms and polarized statements to restore clarity to the fact that we are somehow debating just how much baby-shredding should be allowed in Open Source projects, for flip's sake.
I understand that the people who have made tragically obtuse and seemingly clueless statements in defense of the indefensible are also human beings who have mummys and daddys that love them very much, and I wish them no harm or ill.
This is not rancor, it is rectitude. Maybe look it up in the dictionary sometime."
Lady at church has a hoodie on that says "I HOPE YOU KNOW HOW LOVED YOU ARE" on the back.
Somebody gets it. 🥹
As long as you know an awk from a henshaw. ;)
I DID IT. I AM THE MELANCHOLY DANE!!!
IT ONLY TOOK ME THREE YEARS TO INCORPORATE A HAMLET JOKE INTO MY TOOTS!!
HOLY FREAKING COW, LADS!!!! 🤣
@stefano @gabe_saltar @lcruggeri @as400 @justine
Now I'm pondering the alternate reality where I didn't spill tea all over my beloved MacBook Air in 2019. I wonder how long I would've continued daily driving MacOS. The hardware would've been supported by Apple until 2021, but I wouldn't have been motivated to buy a new one at that point.
I guess I'm glad the events worked out the way they did.
I have a hard time relating too much to me-from-ten-years-ago that happily used Google Chrome, Google Drive, and typed all his notes in Microsoft Word. 😝
- Loads #Fediverse notifications
- @Tusky whimpers
- Phone bursts into flames
- Spacetime folds in on itself
- I'm playing Pasur with Dave Bowman in the hotel room at the end of time
- The unnerving space fetus is keeping score
- Captain Picard's 42 palms are simultaneously placed on his forehead
- The universe is singing its song to me:
"Oooolwayyyz look on the broight soide of loife....!"
@twizzay, I feel this toot was worthy of you.
As it is also his birthday, I cannot let it pass without also honoring his memory. He would have been 18 today. (Ok, that breaks my brain a little 😅)
To my dear #FloofSon Hobbes. My very own Puss in Boots. 😸💗
Gen Alpha musicians be like,
🎼 "It don't mean a SHIZ if it ain't got that RIZZ! SKIBIDISKIBIDISKIBIDISKIBIDISKIBIDI!!" 🎶🎶🎶
I'm really annoyed that Firefox's pdf.js is *still* the best PDF annotation tool I've found for Linux thus far. 😅 — #microblogging #MicroToot: 118 characters
Moonshinin' (Moonlighting)
#HillBillyTVShows #HashTagGames
Update: Already implemented on #Mastodon, partially implemented on #GtS: https://chaos.social/@nordern/116857153076615091
There seriously needs to be a way to say "Show me my toots from 2026-05-02" or whatever on #fedi.
Paging down through pages and pages of results feels silly, and is an unwarranted tax on the server.
Remember to go to the park this Saturday! 😄
https://polymaths.social/@rl_dane/statuses/01KMN47HP0NX8R39T8EYVXH85H
https://inv.nadeko.net/watch?v=HjylD7esXDo&local=true
P.S., this toot is in no way a statement of patriotic sentiment. I just really like the song.
Go to the park at 5am and humbug anyone who dares look in your direction, if you want to. 😂
Frustrated to learn that Wikipedia is insisting to write about #NaNoWriMo in the present tense.
It is D-E-D-DEAD, dude. Stick a fork in it. It died because it deserved to die.
Long live #WritingMonth!!
New #blog #post: Junited wrap-up
https://rldane.space/junited-wrap-up.html
192 words
cc: my wonderful #chorus: @joel @dm @sotolf @thedoctor @pixx @orbitalmartian @adamsdesk @krafter @roguefoam @clayton @giantspacesquid @Twizzay @stfn
(I will happily add/remove you from the chorus upon request! :)
#rlDaneWriting #blost #LinkDump #Junited #Junited2026 #blogging #community
Tired: Complaining about #Apple
Wired: Leaving Apple for good
Day #2,561 of waiting for #Apple users complaining about the incessant insults and regressions in their "ecosystem" to realize that they're in a fruit-themed prison that's shrinking their freedoms every single day...
I have block autoplay video and audio set in Firefox, AND I have uBlock Origin set to block all media over 512 KiB.
And yet, some videos still autoplay on reddit.
The modern web is so 💩, yall. 😒
#Enpoopification has already come to #Roku
I came home last night and my home screen looked different. There were more recommendations and now a quick access row. I turned both of them off, but my home screen still looked different.
I'm not certain, but I think the home screen icon area got smaller, and the advertising area bigger.
Ugh. I need to replace roku with something #FOSS. We really need an easy solution. I mean, #syncthing-easy, not nextcloud-self-hosting-easy.
Hey #tooters, what's good?
Umm, yes please! 😄
Ooof, that little #SSD is a trooper!
8.4 years power-on time! Yowsa!! XD
stat /cygdrive/c shows a "birthday" of 2009-07-13. :o
Ok, get your pitchforks and torches at the ready, but the whole #Commodore #Callback thing is growing on me. 😆 (text input review when?) — #microblogging #MicroToot: 140 characters
Sorry, no #Junited post yesterday.
Tired Dane is tired.
One big, beautiful* final post coming some time today.
* No pun or US political allusion implied, because fork that shirt
P.S., sorry, that didn't happen, either. Just too tired. 😪
The existence of donut holes implies the existence of bagel holes. — #microblogging #MicroToot: 66 characters



