La pasticherie de Petra

DVD commentary for everbright. Original text here.

Title: Nutritious high protein

From the Rocky Horror Picture Show, happily giving away the punchline, which is also the traditional callback at this juncture of the song "I Can Make You A Man." Which is a Steve Rogers song and no mistake, if you ask me, though Dr. Erskine was less lascivious than Frank. But then, so's everybody except Jack Harkness.

Fandom: The Avengers (2012)
Summary: How do you tailor a shirt to hug pectorals as tightly as Steve's undershirt does?
Rating: Good clean comics biology

Or in other words, "Not even close to clean, but something like gen."

Notes: For liviapenn, who asked the question in the summary.

Livia is dangerous amazing amazingly dangerous.

( Materials science is hot )

Well, it is. Right? Right.

( DVD commentary continues )

Title: You must come in at the door (4300 words)
Fandom: The Avengers (2012)/Discworld
Summary: "Who the hell drank all my booze?" Tony shouts at the universe, at Thor, at JARVIS, at Pepper, at his teammates who seem to think he really meant it when he said "Mi casa es su casa" and wasn't just being nice, and, for good measure, at Thor again.
Contents: Silliness with swearing, no sex, no romance
Notes: Affection to everyone who endorsed the pitch and cheered me on, thanks to holli for the title, and to samjohnsson and sage for beta-reading. For the Pratchett-perplexed, see the wiki, but there are in-text explanations of most concepts as needed.
Text @ AO3

( If there's one thing I hate more than magic or family reunions, it's magical family reunions )

Title: Green indeed is the color of lovers (5,500 words)
Fandom: The Avengers (2012)
Pairing: Bruce Banner/Pepper Potts/Tony Stark
Summary: "Come on, I don't want you to Hulk out and fuck me--okay, okay, I do, but I get why you don't want to, it's inherently dangerous, internal trauma, ruptures aren't sexy, yadda yadda yadda--but--"
Content: Consensual explicit M/M/F sex, specifically: skip) cuddling, handjobs, dirty talk, fingering, rimming, frottage, cunnilingus, anal sex, two-on-one blowjob, fisting, and naked LARPing.
Notes: For lomedet in honor of waveforms that collapse in the best way possible. Thanks to dira, some_stars, and scy for alpha-reading, and to jamjar and samjohnsson for beta-reading.
Story text at AO3

( First base with Barry Manilow on the stereo )

Sequel: Proper preparation

Title: The girl who has everything
Fandom: The Avengers (2012)/Doctor Who
Summary: True love knows no bounds.
Content: Tony Stark being seductive
Notes: For liviapenn, who sent me a link to an awesome image.

( True love knows no bounds. )

Title: Domestication (100 words)
Fandom: Avengers/Marvel movieverse (2012)
Summary: KITTEN.
Content: Introducing the Hulk to kinder, gentler sensations has side-effects.
Notes: For spuffyduds, who named the kitten. (At AO3.)

( KITTEN MAKE NOISE )