La pasticherie de Petra

Have you ever wondered what it would be like if Armistead Maupin wrote Heated Rivalry fanfiction?

Here's my current nomination:

The chips are set to fall (178500 words) by icopythefax
Chapters: 42/42
Fandom: Heated Rivalry (TV), Game Changers Series - Rachel Reid, Game Changers | Heated Rivalry - All Media Types
Rating: Teen And Up Audiences
Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply
Relationships: Shane Hollander/Ilya Rozanov, Scott Hunter & Ilya Rozanov
Characters: Ilya Rozanov, Scott Hunter (Game Changers), Shane Hollander, Various Unnamed Queer Hockey-Playing OC, Minor Original Characters - Character, Roger Crowell, Baldwin
Additional Tags: Bets & Wagers, POV Ilya Rozanov, Not Canon Compliant, Chaos Puppy Ilya Rozanov, Coming Out, Ilya Rozanov is a Menace, Ilya Rozanov Has Good Gaydar, Everyone is Gay, Crack, Ilya & Scott friendship, Homophobia, Canon-Typical Violence, Crack Treated Seriously, MobWife!Shane, Everyone Wants Shane Hollander, Shanecurious, Morally Gray Ilya Rozanov, The T for Teen is the maturity level of the dick jokes in here, Acronyms as a love language, Spoilers for all Game Changers books, Happily Ever After, Optional Solve-along Logic Problem, Podfic Available
Series: Part 1 of Continuing History of Ilya’s Players Series
Summary:

At the 2017 All Star Weekend, Ilya takes fate into his own hands to produce at least one out MLH player by the end of the season. Thus begins his part-time side hustle as community organizer, mastermind, and Commander-in-Chief of the Gay Hockey Army.

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Soap-operatic as all hell, high-stakes, Teen + rated, because the Hot Hot Sex is all very well but sometimes we just need Endless Dick Jokes instead.

This perfectly encapsulates the culture of a group of people whose real life counterparts tweet shit like, "do you bunch mox" at their coworkers.

( TMI of the nonsexual kind, endorsement continues )