the soap opera to end all soap operas

as if stee thats well unfair does phil even still use livejournal i'm so glad i called him gay now omg

The chorus of the baywatch theme tune later Jules and the guys arrive on a little beach on Paradise Place and flop down next to a conveniently placed picnic. They are no longer holding hands and Jules, despite being able to hold hands with at least 3 men only a few minutes ago, appears to be back to having only two arms.

Only time will tell what happened to her other arms, perhaps she is some kind of spiderlike alien or she brought a lot of Burger Kings when they were doing the 'Free Hand' offer.

They open the picnic box which turns out to be full of Barcadi Breezers, poppers and cucumbers. Phil goes red and jumps on top of thebo x saying 'oh', and at least one mystery is solved. As in, Phil is gay. No offence Phil if you're reading this I cant remember if Austrailians are homophobic.

Stee and Wes,w ho in a twist of events, are no longer gay, look at each other and are violently sick into each others hair. The next few hours are spent with Jules cutting off 5 years of hair growth covered in some sick thats been submerged in stomach acid for the last 5 years. As she does this, it comes to light that something really interesting was happening in the background, down by the shore...

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stee: what does a pear taste like
jules: you dont know what a pear tastes like?
stee: i dont know what a pear tastes like to you
jules: it tastes grainy... like sugar flavoured sand. and juicy. blah.

Kari
Age: 18
Gender: Female
Height: 5'4
Weight: 150lbs
Hair: Black, shoulder length
Eyes: Brownish red
Race: White, American
Language/s: English
Music: Metal...
Likes: Music, art, writing, singing, drawing, hanging out with my boyfriend.
Hates: Pop, liars, cheaters, girls who think they can steal my man.
Summary in one word: Freakshow

i have colour coded all the old paradise place epidisode because i have no life. lol. if you want them then it's in WPS which apparently noone else has.

Sucky McSuckington! If you want I will put all the old. eps. on one entry to make them easier to see, colour code and delete the rest? then we can carry on with our soap to end all soaps.

The fact that I am doing this on a Friday night smacks of bad taste. I am going out in a second. To a PARTY. In Alexes car. Cause Alex has a car. Yes.

Luckily Jools had just popped over to ask for her scales back, she opens the door and water gushes out.

"Oh my 'air! It took me ages to straighten it this morning innit!"

Fortunately for the troubled residents of Paradise Place, Phil, like most Australian’s is a friendly spork salesman , which is just what the town needs.
Phil has seen a kafuffle going on in the town square and just approached Wes, Jules, Leon, Davis and Stee.
W, J, D, L & S: Alriiight? Innit.
Phil opens his brief case and takes out a small box.
Phil: Mate, mate, mate and matette, in this here box I have a great and good thing. It’s fabulous. Think of the two greatest things in the world - yes you may well be thinking "mullet? “children’s television entertainer?" and you would of course be wrong. Pat Sharpe couldn‘t make it.
Wes: top o’ the morning tey yee, what is it? A spoon? A fork?
Phil: Too right mate! Have you guessed what it is yet? What could be better than something that incorporates both of these? Nothing! It has the best part of the fork, and the best part of a spoon.
Phil shows them the spork
Davis: My dear fellow, I bid you farewell, for I know that you could not eat caviar yoghurt from that contraption without it spilling through the prongs.
Davis, stage exit left.
*the gang hear a loud sound in the distance, boom, boom, boom*
Jules: Uh oh…
Wes: it’s
Emma: EEEEEEAR ANIEE OV YOUZ FELAZ WANAH SHGAG MEEEEEEE????????? IM WEL ‘ARD AINT EYE. SEEDEES AND CETCHUP!
*conviently, what with the arrival of a real life Australian, the gang have all forgotten that Emma was standing next to them a second ago*
Phil: tie the kangerhugewoman down, sport! Back in the old country we don’t have hogs like that around.
Phil: Luckily for us, not only is this spork a fork, and a spoon [and possibly even a knife] it’s also a powerful and dangerous utensil!
*Phil stabs Emma in the throat with the spork, black liquid sprays over the gang*
Emma: Ohhh -- you cursed brat! Look what you've done! I'm melting! Melting! Oh -- what a world -- what a world! Who would have thought a good little boy like you could destroy my beautiful wickedness!? Ohhh! Look out! Look out! I'm going. Ohhhh! Ohhhhhh....
Phil, Jules, Wes, Stee, Leon, The Hamlins and Jom party all night. Even Davis returns from the Opera house, and Dizzee Rascal turns up after the Justin Timberlake gig and plays FIX UP LOOK SHARP. But not so far away the audience hear a voice cries.
“'il get yu my pretyz, und yor littl dawg, 2!”

A large walrus approaches George Michael and beats him to death with a Bible.

God loves everyone but homosexuals!