me - hot dramawench

Happy Birthday!!!

Happiest of birthdays, !!!!!!!!!
To one of the loveliest and sweetest people I know, it has been such a pleasure getting to know you these past few years! I hope your day is marvelous and full of joy!

Though I have no mad skillz in any area, I over you myself as a beta for whatever you wanna throw my way - even draco/squid pr0n, if that's what you so desire :D
*MASSIVE HUGS*

WHAT IS THIS BIRTHDAY PHENOMENON???

YOU HAVE AVOIDED EXTERMINATION FOR THREE DECADES! IMPOSSIBLE! THIS MUST BE RECTIFIED! THIS IS NOT A BIRTHDAY! THIS IS A DELETION-AVOIDANCE ANNIVERSARY! YOU SLIPPERY HUMAN!

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ON THE OTHER EXTREMITY, PERHAPS YOU ARE SKILLED. PERHAPS YOU HAVE VALUE. I SHALL LEARN YOUR SURVIVAL TECHNIQUES! I WILL MASTER YOUR TACTICS AND USE THEM TO DOMINATE THE INTERNET! I ALREADY HAVE MY OWN FANFIC SITE. YOU SHOULD CHECK IT OUT.

FOLLOW THE FAKE LJ CUT!!!

ALSO, CATCH ME ON MYSPACE. LOOK. I ALREADY HAVE FRIENDS. ONE IS NAMED TOM. THE OTHER IS MARIA. SHE LIKES TO PARTY.

YOU WILL BE MY FRIEND, TOO. *FRIENDS* FRIEND ME BACK, KTHX. LET US BE BEE EFF EFFS AND WE SHALL REC EACH OTHERS FANFICTION!
cartoon!me // ladylisse (<3  <3 <3)

Happy birthday, MC. I can't think of someone who deserves a wonderful birthday more than you. I hope you enjoy this -- my writing's sort of rusty, but I'm more than willing to practice for you. ♥

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Also, here is a picture of my cat, when he was a kitten, to cheer you up whenever you feel down, since no one can turn down things that are furry and adorable! Have a marvelous day. :D

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