the world's wisest most enlightened comic book fan thinks themself too incompetent to speak on anything before they read every comic ever while the world's most annoying comic book fan is busy confidently posting their character analysis based on incorrect quotes they saw
I will create the world's first ontologically evil baseball team
Yankees beat you to it by like 113 years
Therapy speak Slade Wilson
Rose. Rose I understand you're going through a lot right now but nobody wants to listen to you trauma dumping. Yes- yeah, I know. I know. But I'm trying to move on. I'm establishing a boundary with you that you're not allowed to bring any of that up anymore. And I did remember your birthday this year. Don't gaslight me
it is a little funny to me how i can never guess why somebody hates harlivy. "it was good but now it's too healthy and boring" "it was good but now it's too unhealthy and toxic" "it's only good for ivy and horrible for harley" "it's only good for harley and horrible for ivy" "harley's abusive" "ivy's abusive" "they're too sexualized" "they're too vanilla" i have seen every single one of these before and then i read a harlivy comic and they are a cute canon gay relationship that actually gets focus in the DC Universe and i smile
After a while there's not much left to do with a guy besides cut off his arms and legs
Happy birthday Jason Todd!! I was staring at that Jorge Jiménez drawing for ages trying to ref the lighting 😭
Another side effects of the sliding timescale is that it gets increasingly funnier from Steve's perspective that Nick Fury Sr is just there. Like in the 60s it's only been 20 years so it's perfectly reasonable the Howling Commandos are there and still alive. But we're at a point now where it's been 80 years so the idea of him getting out of the ice and everyone he knows is dead and the world looks completely different and WW2 is a distant history lesson to most and then he turns and that one asshole who hates him from WW2 is there and inexplicably has aged at most 15 years. I mean it's insane.
There's one man in the world left who understands what you went through because all your other friends are either dead or have changed fundamentally as people but he's kind of the same but unfortunately he's also an asshole who doesn't like you. Insane situation to be in.
